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tony0379

The bald midget has to go!
May 17, 2004
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I was in the pub Saturday night and next to me was a guy with the sweetest looking dog imaginable.
When the Tottenham score was read out on TV this dog went berserk.
It started growling and barking, even tried to bite a couple of people nearby.

I said, “Bloody hell mate, what’s that all about?”

He replied, “Oh he does that every time Tottenham lose”

I said, “Well what happens when they win?”

He replied, “Hell knows, I’ve only had him six months!”
 

tony0379

The bald midget has to go!
May 17, 2004
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41,080
this is the kind of shit i have to put up with from ppl!
 

WexfordTownSpur

preposition me arse
Aug 2, 2007
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harry, venger boy and fergie are all in the pub and they are in a round, so off they each go to get the drinks in each round. Then after a while harry comes back but with only a drink for himself! The lads look in shock and say what is going on there harry? Harry says sorry lads this is the 5th sound and you lot are not in it ;-)
 

Son_Of

SC Supporter
Aug 22, 2008
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harry, venger boy and fergie are all in the pub and they are in a round, so off they each go to get the drinks in each round. Then after a while harry comes back but with only a drink for himself! The lads look in shock and say what is going on there harry? Harry says sorry lads this is the 5th sound and you lot are not in it ;-)

waheey. der dede dede derder deeerrr!
 
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