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Khilari

Plumber. Sort of.
Jun 19, 2008
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I think van Basten has gone bat shit crazy.

I've got some good ideas too:
1. Unlimited subs
2. You can also use your hands
3. No more goals. Just zones at each end. If you get the ball you score points.
4. You get 5 points fo getting the ball to the 'zone at the end'
5. Oval shaped ball to create more chaos
6. Sexy ladies who dance during the match
7. Out times. Time for players to sit down and chat.
8. Extra points for kicking the ball really high. Like over a bar. Between two posts.
9. No goalkeepers.
10. Allow 11 attackers or 11 defenders on depending on whether you have possession.
11. Mark yard lines on the pitch to make it easier to follow your team's progress.
12. Commentators have to speak in a North American accent.

I have some more ideas but don't want to give them away to you lot...
 

Sandros Shiny Head

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Aug 20, 2013
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