Premier League 2019–?

[thecook]

See, they've all fucked off to support Chelsea again now

 

[he is you know!]

Jesus.......Jesus!

 

[slartibartfast]

My wife put a Liverpool vest on my 7 week old son this evening. She said it was "for a joke" even though she knew it would wind me up.

I'm somehow currently in the doghouse for taking it off him and putting the vest out of the house. Stopped short of wiping my arse with it.

Grounds for divorce mate. My wife and her family tried that shit with Chelsea shirts. I put the foot down on that fker straight away.
Fortunately they backed down or I could be doing time right now lol.

 

[philll]

Jesus, Jesus! That was a perfect pass through to him.

 

[philll]

Oof, I've just seen that Kante will be out until mid-March with a grade 2 abductor tear.

 

[spurs mental]

Jesus is awful

 

[Partizan]

Jesus would be a complete flop if he played for any other PL team than City

 

[philll]

I could've scored that ffs.

If an attacker had touched it with his hand like that and it ended up in the net, it would be disallowed instantly with no question.

 

[dk-yid]

Oof, I've just seen that Kante will be out until mid-March with a grade 2 abductor tear.

My heart bleeds for Chelsea. Couldn't have happened to a nicer club.....

 

[he is you know!]

Should be 2 up.....

 

[dirtyh]

Oof, I've just seen that Kante will be out until mid-March with a grade 2 abductor tear.

hope it’s mid-March 2021 tbh

 

[ardiles]

Looks like ogbonna was grabbing Aguero’s Crown Jewels. Should have been a penalty.

 

[ardiles]

City’s gk might as well take out a novel and have a read as he’s been untroubled by Spam.

 

[ardiles]

That goal was long overdue. I think Spam will collapse now.

 

[ardiles]

2-0
Come on City. More please.

 

[Marty]

2-0
Come on City. More please.

They declared on 2-0 didn't they?

 

[TheChosenOne]

This coming weekend + MNF (lol)
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[VegasII]

This coming weekend + MNF (lol)
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Lol West Ham will probably find a way to win that.

Oh, hang on, no they won’t. Double figures please.

 

[rez9000]

Lol West Ham will probably find a way to win that.

Oh, hang on, no they won’t. Double figures please.

If Watford lose, and the Bindippers rack up a cricket score, it will push the Spamfaces down a place - get them stuck right in the mire. A Villa win will also help begin cutting them off.

 

[Danners9]

Bournemouth just scored but it was ruled out for a handball in the box in build up. Bournemouth's box. So Burnley got a penalty, which they scored.