Player Watch Player Watch: Mikey Moore

[muppetman]

Sick from being a Spurs player already

 

[mill]

Hopefully it’s not chlamydia

 

[Chirpystheman]

See you next year mikey

@coy-spurs1882 why the funny rating
@HildoSpur why the WTF rating

 

[Ribble]

Possibly a case of Glandular Fever (Mono). That can hit elite athletes very hard and have a fairly long recovery period.

Oh god I hope not for his sake, wrecked my stamina to do anything for months when I had it.

 

[tevezito]

I've heard he was caught sniffing an old bag of Lamelas columbian marching powder that was left in a locker whilst at the same time hanging out the back of Eriksens girfriend whilst on facetime to Jan Vertonghen.

(have i missed any other recent fan led scandals)

I presume you heard that from Winksy?

 

[Wick3d]

Hopefully it’s not chlamydia

Nah, that is relatively easy to treat.

 

[Snarfalicious]

Hamstring infection, surely.

 

[McFlash]

Hamstring infection, surely.

I hope it's not that weird pubic shit that took Skippy out for ages!

 

[stevespurs]

I hope it's not that weird pubic shit that took Skippy out for ages!

What…hairs growing?

Surely don’t need time off for that? Although this is Tottenham.
Will we be blaming the medical team.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Possibly a case of Glandular Fever (Mono). That can hit elite athletes very hard and have a fairly long recovery period.

I was suspected of having that about 10 years ago. I was so ill, I ended up at the emergency doctors for 5 consecutive weekends and they kept saying there was nothing wrong with me despite having no appetite, losing lots of weight, high temperature, muscle aches everywhere, constant headaches, horrendous fatigue etc

I eventually got to see my own GP = chest x-ray and weekly blood tests to try and identify the cause.

Turned out I had an inflamed liver and spleen and my second/technically third bout of Mumps. As it’s so rare to get it more than once, no one tested for it. I also didn’t have the standard gland swelling in my neck.

Bear in mind I’m ’no athlete’, it took me nearly 6 months to fully recover from it.

 

[marion52]

We are all so pessimistic aren’t we

 

[Westmorlandspur]

What is going on with Moore, initially he was reported to have a virus i thought but he still seems to be out.

Ange said he’s not quite right yet so just looking after him

 

[mil1lion]

The Spurs community doctors are out in force guessing what his illness is and how long that made up scenario will take to recover from

 

[keithtighe93]

The Spurs community doctors are out in force guessing what his illness is and how long that made up scenario will take to recover from

We’re probably more competent than the Spurs staff bud, look what they did to poor Odobert

 

[mil1lion]

We’re probably more competent than the Spurs staff bud, look what they did to poor Odobert

Another one where you have no idea it was our medical team at fault

 

[allatsea]

We’re probably more competent than the Spurs staff bud, look what they did to poor Odobert

Rubbish

 

[Danny1]

At the middle of last week Moore was still in hospital and had been there for the last 3/4 weeks. He was having medical checks on a potential heart issue.

 

[DiamondLites]

It would be peak Spursy to spawn a Messi regen only for him to be patient 0 in a real life Planet of the Apes

 

[greaves]

At the middle of last week Moore was still in hospital and had been there for the last 3/4 weeks. He was having medical checks on a potential heart issue.

Blimey! Good thoughts and prayers, forget football.

 

[Snarfalicious]

At the middle of last week Moore was still in hospital and had been there for the last 3/4 weeks. He was having medical checks on a potential heart issue.

Damn, that’s just brutal. Hoping for a Bronny scenario/outcome given we all know the alternative.