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Gareth88

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Was at the self service check out saw a lad trying to get past the barrier looking to scan items, when I looked up he figured out he needed to go around. Thats when I realised it was him think he had some cleaning supplies in his hands
 

Johnny J

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Aug 18, 2012
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Was at the self service check out saw a lad trying to get past the barrier looking to scan items, when I looked up he figured out he needed to go around. Thats when I realised it was him think he had some cleaning supplies in his hands
Glad he wasn't buying a DIY first-aid kit.
 

SargeantMeatCurtains

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Jan 5, 2013
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How bizarre…I saw Alejo in Sainsbury’s today as well. I was in front of him and, as we were leaving, I held the door for him because I could see his hands were full with cleaning products. He didn’t say thank you to me but that’s fine, really. I figured he either wasn’t yet aware of unwritten British customs and/or couldn’t speak the language. With that said, being the stoic Brit I am, I still sarcastically murmured “you’re welcome!” anyway.

To my surprise, Alejo turned to me and said: ¿Qué carajo acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Les haré saber que me gradué como el mejor de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas redadas secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy entrenado en la guerra de gorilas y soy el mejor francotirador de todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. Para mí no eres nada más que un objetivo más. Te eliminaré con una precisión como nunca antes se había visto en esta Tierra, recuerda mis malditas palabras. ¿Crees que puedes salirte con la tuya diciéndome esa mierda por Internet? Piénsalo de nuevo, hijo de puta. Mientras hablamos, me estoy comunicando con mi red secreta de espías en los EE. UU. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento, así que será mejor que te prepares para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con esa cosita patética que llamas vida. Estás jodidamente muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y puedo matarte de más de setecientas maneras, y eso sólo con mis propias manos. No sólo estoy ampliamente entrenado en combate sin armas, sino que tengo acceso a todo el arsenal del Cuerpo de Marines de los Estados Unidos y lo usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu miserable trasero de la faz del continente, pequeña mierda. Si tan solo hubieras sabido qué retribución impía tu pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de traerte, tal vez te habrías mordido la lengua. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora estás pagando el precio, maldito idiota. Cagaré de furia sobre ti y te ahogarás en ella. Estás jodidamente muerto, chico.
 

hugrr

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Aug 17, 2008
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I saw Alejo Veliz at Saisburys yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken back, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Curly Wurlys in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually he turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 

robertgoulet

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Jul 23, 2013
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There was apparently talks that were well down the road between Spurs and Chicago Fire regarding a loan deal just before he crocked his knee.
 

taidgh

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There was apparently talks that were well down the road between Spurs and Chicago Fire regarding a loan deal just before he crocked his knee.
Says who? I find that hard to believe given our striker situation at the time and MLS being a terrible loan destination for him as it wouldn't provide the game experience he'd get here.
 

robertgoulet

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Jul 23, 2013
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Says who? I find that hard to believe given our striker situation at the time and MLS being a terrible loan destination for him as it wouldn't provide the game experience he'd get here.
Came from a reporter on the Chicago side of things. I then had it confirmed by someone else I know up there.
 

Danny1

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That’s so weird, I saw Véliz in Sainsbury’s too, I was with my girlfriend Navi and her dad……..

Nah I’m not gonna do it.
 

Hoopspur

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Jun 28, 2012
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Came from a reporter on the Chicago side of things. I then had it confirmed by someone else I know up there.
I know, I know but there is a thread/subject on this possibility on Reddit from a couple of weeks ago. Google is your friend (enemy)
 

Ghost Hardware

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Aug 31, 2012
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There was apparently talks that were well down the road between Spurs and Chicago Fire regarding a loan deal just before he crocked his knee.
Why on Earth would we loan him there. Would have made more sense to leave him in Argentina. Not particularly encouraging if true.
 
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