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Player Paulo Dybala

Pochemon94

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Sitting at work hungover from beers and the rollercoaster of emotion. It was fun while it lasted, on to Villa COYS
 

bat-chain

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If there is anyone from the Spurs media team here, the announcement video could go something like this:

Mauricio is in Hotspur way trying to source prime meat online for a weekend barbecue he is having with Ricky and Ossie.

But there is no quality meat in stock and Mauricio is sad, Donna Cullen suggests picking up some Pork Pies and Scotch eggs from the petrol station and making do. Mauricio looks sadder still, a tear could roll down his cheek here.

Daniel is worried by how upset Mauricio is and knows he must act. "I will secure you prime Argentinian beef, I don't care what it costs" he says.

(Levy is seen driving away in Audi looking for meat - David Pleat has tagged along too and is in the passenger seat, he has misinterpreted the nature of the trip)

Mauricio is seen downcast at Hotspur way, Donna Cullen is trying to cheer Mauricio up by offering him a nibble of her Ginsters meat slice but he is uninterested.

Cut back to Levy and Pleat in the Audi, Daniel is trying to stay focused but they have had to stop at a service station, Pleaty needs a wee.

He returns to the car looking refreshed and clutching a big sausage he has purchased inside, he says he is sure Mauricio could develop it into something special. He tells Daniel Levy some of the amazing things you can do with a big sausage.....

Then the deal broke down so I never got the climax bugger.
 

Ruffinthepuffin

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That actually makes me feel much, much worse.

I maybe being naive but I honestly don’t blame Juve, Paulo or Levy, I believe that that third party messed it all up.

Knowing that he wanted to play for us makes me feel proud but upset at the same time as it didn’t happen.

Have always loved Dybala and the thought that he came so close to playing for the team I love breaks my heart.

Paulo ❤️ Hopefully one day. ❤️ COYS !!!! ❤️
 

hughy

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Maybe I'm being dense, but I don't think he has the right to be upset about not getting a move when he must have agreed to the image rights contract. Surely he would know what would make future moves more difficult.
 
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