SpunkyBackpack
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- Dec 8, 2005
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Hello there, is your name Darren*? Was it your birthday this week? Do you know a Darren* who has a birthday around now?
Still with me? Good. Did you go to WHL last night, get a programme signed and then leave it behind after the game? You daft bastard! Luckily some trampy git was on his way out, saw it on the floor and thought he'd get a free programme to read on the tube home, some people honestly are so damn cheap.
Seriously though, i picked up a programme which has been signed a couple of times (no idea who by, some doctors judging by the handwriting) to someone called Darren and it says Happy Birthday on it, i don't like the idea of some little boy crying his eyes out because he dropped his autographed programme so I'd like to post it to him but obviously have no way to find them. Thought I'd have a pop on here, see if it rings any bells. I done a tweet as well which would appreciate being retwittered... retwutted... retwot... you know what i mean, my handle's in my sig. However, if it belongs to a 40 year old man, i will keep it, that'll teach him for getting autographs at his age, grow up man, jesus.
Cheers guys and girls.
*please note, that handwriting is so crap, it could just as easily belong to a Doppen, Derria or Dekken*
Still with me? Good. Did you go to WHL last night, get a programme signed and then leave it behind after the game? You daft bastard! Luckily some trampy git was on his way out, saw it on the floor and thought he'd get a free programme to read on the tube home, some people honestly are so damn cheap.
Seriously though, i picked up a programme which has been signed a couple of times (no idea who by, some doctors judging by the handwriting) to someone called Darren and it says Happy Birthday on it, i don't like the idea of some little boy crying his eyes out because he dropped his autographed programme so I'd like to post it to him but obviously have no way to find them. Thought I'd have a pop on here, see if it rings any bells. I done a tweet as well which would appreciate being retwittered... retwutted... retwot... you know what i mean, my handle's in my sig. However, if it belongs to a 40 year old man, i will keep it, that'll teach him for getting autographs at his age, grow up man, jesus.
Cheers guys and girls.
*please note, that handwriting is so crap, it could just as easily belong to a Doppen, Derria or Dekken*
