No more Evil Chirpy!!!

[Ionman34]

That's Evil Look #237 aka "Bring It Bitch!"

Is it just me or is that sucker ripped?

 

[rez9000]

Is it just me or is that sucker ripped?

Big time. That's why he gets all da beeyatches.

 

[Ionman34]

I love evil chirpy he scares the shit out of the other team when they're playing

Can you imagine him just opening their dressing room door and standing there, not a word, and just staring at them with the eerie music playing in the background? It would freak the bejesus out of me I know that much. Then standing on the sideline pointing at opposition players whenever they looked his way.

It would give you nightmares for weeks, especially if you played the Omen music at the same time. Other players would be shitting themselves at the thought of going to WHL!

Make him more Evil I say, a bit of blood around the beak, Freddie Kruger style wingtips, a crest that slowly raises up during the stare......

MOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[rez9000]

Can you imagine him just opening their dressing room door and standing there, not a word, and just staring at them with the eerie music playing in the background? It would freak the bejesus out of me I know that much. Then standing on the sideline pointing at opposition players whenever they looked his way.

It would give you nightmares for weeks, especially if you played the Omen music at the same time. Other players would be shitting themselves at the thought of going to WHL!

Make him more Evil I say, a bit of blood around the beak, Freddie Kruger style wingtips, a crest that slowly raises up during the stare......

MOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Spurs HAVE to do this! Just once. Before they put Chirpy out to pasture. Wait a minute, he's a bird. Before they put him out to nest or whatever.

Just once. Against Arsenal. I'd die a happy man having seen that. It's not as if they could do much in return either. What ar they going to do? Get a furry cannon to sit on the sidelines? Oooooh, terrifying.

Oh no, wait, don't they have that pussy-arse crocodile thing? Yeah, nice mascot, Gooners. Did you get it part-exchange for your empty trophy cabinet?

I think I'm going off point, here.

So, yeah. Evil Chirpy.

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

 

[llamafarmer]

Evil chirpy... damsel in distress. It all makes sense.

 

[StartingPrice]

Brad's thinking: In the hole, you say :/

 

[hughy]

She even looks amazing standing next to a giant Chicken. I miss her.


Ohh, and that guy who occasionally came to matches with her!

 

[Bofrok]

Brad's thinking: In the hole, you say :/

Brad's thinking about other things....that look on his face, then you see the hand on his leg!

Just who does that belong to?

 

[StartingPrice]

Brad's thinking about other things....that look on his face, then you see the hand on his leg!

Just who does that belong to?

In the hole, you say

 

[hepta]

Just seen the video on Spurs TV - I don't want a new Chirpy - Evil Chirpy is awesome

 

[Yid-ol]

So was there any sightings of the new Chirpy?

 

[DiscoD1882]

Evil chirpy ate my hamster.

 

[faymantaray]

It's a cover up.. he's going to rehab..

https://twitter.com/EvilChirpy

 

[L-man]

 

[faymantaray]

Jesus Christ..

 

[Hitch]

Don't trust it.

Impressive beer belly though.

 

[The Watcher]

He's cheered up a fair amount and put on a few pounds - mind you, I read that can happen with some antidepressants...
I prefered Evil Chirpy, less child-friendly maybe, but he was menacing.

 

[DJS]

What the fuck have they done to him...

 

[bubble07]

I knew chirpy should have gone private