Match Threads Newcastle vs Spurs

[stevensthfc]

Poor from Porro.

Kit colour can’t be helping.

 

[Col_M]

It’s weird isn’t it. We allow the opposition to have shots on goal and they do it. Whereas we decide, nah. Gonna have another turn and pass

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

It’s not helped by our front 4 being utter shite. Son has the close control of a league 1 player sometimes.

 

[cjbyid]

So many of our players are terrified to put a foot in.

More scared of getting hurt.

 

[Kirito]

Only 34 mins in, Newcastle are crap.

3-4

 

[Misfit]

Well, they've given themselves a real second half comeback to muster this time. Plonkers.

 

[snakehipsspurs]

It's mental that our midfielders have gone from incisive and quick passers early season to laborious plodders since Christmas. Everyone taking two touches too many, not releasing the ball quick enough, running into blind alleys. It's been consistently terrible.

 

[ThreePin]

Watching on a foreign channel. Why do they keep showing those kids?

They've pioneered special shirts that vibrate. For deaf children.

 

[Annabel]

Keystone cops. I thought there’d be goals but COYS wake up.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Watching on a foreign channel. Why do they keep showing those kids?

They’re deaf - have a buzzer built into their shirts so they know when Newcastle score

 

[thebenjamin]

If we actually decide to turn up we could still win this. Bonkers game so far.

More likely to lose 5-0 tbh

 

[SlotBadger]

Watching on a foreign channel. Why do they keep showing those kids?

Paedo director, innit

Edit: think I upset the director

 

[13VanDerBale13]

We won’t be winning for a while playing like this & our fixtures

 

[offside_ruel_fox]

Typical Spurs

They have so many out too. Need to get a goal before halftime to give us any chance.

 

[spurs mental]

More fucking avoidable goals conceded.

Why the ****ing fuck do we not shoot when we get in the box?

 

[Kingellesar]

Being torn apart every attack. Another heavy defeat incoming.

Top 3 must be relishing playing against us, chance to get the GD up

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

One area of concern - for me - we seem to lack a bit of both physical and mental toughness as a club.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

They've pioneered special shirts that vibrate. For deaf children.

imagine celebrating a disallowed goal lol

 

[Garbob]

Son, boss and bents no control what’s so ever in this game

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

We need Son playing off a striker. The first goal came from him giving the ball away.

As we’ve said before he’s no good up front with his back to goal against a back 3 low block, it’s not his game at all.

Ofc we don’t have Richy fit right now so no real other option unless we played something random like Kulu as a false 9 and put son back at LW.