Message to Gareth Bale

poc

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Will you leave your fucking Hair alone for more than 30 seconds!!!

U looked like an extra from that something about mary micky monk scene in the bathroom.

anyway great potential but how can u concentrate when sticking that hair behind those Jug ears! please stop it now you distracted my enjoyment of watching that first half yesterday.
 

AngerManagement

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I think Ramos should introduce army style hair restrictions




(or would that push Berba out the door even quicker?....imagion there was a no smoking ban too)
 

wooderz

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Seriously? You care more about his hair than his match contribution? lol
 

poc

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I care more about the fact he cant leave it alone tbh, he was acting like a fucking primadona and his contribution yesterday wasnt great lets be honest.

Also slightly tongue in cheek but you watch him next game literally every 30 secs he was fiddling about with it vain twat


lol angermgmt great screenie :)
 

eViL

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I'm growing increasingly concerned about the amount of people on this forum that are completely oblivious to the football we play but are really concerned with what is going on with our player's hairstyles..

I'm all for sexual equality but for fuck's sake QUIT BEING FAGS!
 

poc

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lol it was annoying it didnt make me wanna shag him
 

stevenqoz

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He is a 19 year old boy....it could be worse he could be continually adjusting his shorts like most others of that age:)
 

eViL

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Just read in the 'Our new Silverware' thread someone telling JJ to get a haircut.

He barely has any hair.

It is now my mission to neg rep anyone that mentions hairstyles again.
 

liberty

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No, no the OP is spot on. Bale looked quality but he'd be even BETTER if he left his bloody hair alone. He couldn’t stop touching his fringe. Far too concerned with what he looked like on the pitch than his performance – although he did play very well.

So, Gareth, please LEAVE YOUR FRINGE ALONE. It looked fine. Or, as suggested, shave all your hair off so you can’t play with it.
 

ever

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im guessing poc is bald and is suffering from hair-envy
 

poc

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lol Ever Yes and No

Wait till the next game thats all, now its been brought up here it will annoy u too and im guessing youve got loads of hair u lucky **** ;-)
 

tRiKS

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Bale has ear issues. He's a kid and we all have our hangups at a young age. Better him to adjust his hair that makes him feel like he's covering his massive lugs than for him to feel exposed and self concuous about his huge freaking ears. A confident Bale that likes to finger his fly-away side burns is better than having a player with damaged self esteem.

He'll grow out of it.
 

ever

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yup i have a mane of manly black hair (with hints of grey) and no balding spots.

damn i look ace today
 

jonnyp

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Bale has ear issues. He's a kid and we all have our hangups at a young age. Better him to adjust his hair that makes him feel like he's covering his massive lugs than for him to feel exposed and self concuous about his huge freaking ears. A confident Bale that likes to finger his fly-away side burns is better than having a player with damaged self esteem.

He'll grow out of it.
Hahah. I seriously hope poor Gareth's not a member on here :grin: because your post won't do any wonders to his self-esteem either mate heheh
 

poc

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triks that was funny they are fucking earnormous
 

PT

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Good footballer though...
 

onthetwo

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talking of strange hair I have a worry about the Arshavin deal....why is his hair always wet? I'm starting to get concerned that he only plays well in the rain, so he'll be useless in August (when we need to make a fast start for a change) and May when we need to finish strongly. Personally I think we need to sign players that can perform WHATEVER the weather and I'm worried the excessive water retention in his follicles might mean he catches too many colds.
 

montylynch

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New merchandise idea.

Bale's Lugholes - Could see everyone at WHL this season strapping on a pair. The bigger the better.

I could imagine us winning the FA Cup this year and someone picking up Gareth by his ears by mistake.
 

soup

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Good footballer though...
Here we all are having a grown-up conversation about the effect of ears and hairstyles on the modern game and you bring football into it? Come on now. :wink:
 
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