Match Day thread quotes

[Partizan]

I've pretty much selected my favorites (2nd half only though). Sorry if I missed a few.

Enjoy.

Just like Fulham, Villa and Brim away, we will win this in the second half. We have that longevity that other teams don't.






And he's called Gareth Bale.

Sorry guys, we've been poor because I forgot to have a cup of tea out of my Spurs mug earlier. I've just having one now so don't worry about the second half, we got this

We're going to win this. I'm 100% confident.

Come on you fucking Spurs.

So parker is our new jenas? Bored of blaming Dawson you ****s?

Have the commentators mentioned Bobby Moore yet ?

Someone else needs to step up, Bale really can't do it on his own all the time

Nice conversion there Bale

Dempsey would have a hat trick by now.

FFS we wont score. green having a good game.

this is typical spurs - shall we go 3rd or shall we play like a bunch of donkeys?

matthew mcconaughey coming on

It ain't over until it's over !

Siggy you beautiful ****

Goal of the season!

Siggy you legend. Take that you bubble blowing pricks.

Siggie Siggie Siggie can't you see. Sometimes your goals just hypnotize me

I'll phone myself a taxi...

Great dummy by adebayor

Just need captain jake to come on and sort out a wi

Btw, why is Ade trying to look like Rick James?

This is going to be one of our best comebacks today. I can't wait!

I know only dicks quote their own messages but I am a dick. COYS

I have see thy lord and his name is Gareth.

I like Gareth Bale

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

get in!

Nobody in world football does his sort of thing. We are witnessing something incredible at the moment. Fuck me.

The queue starts behind me for giving blow jobs to Gareth Bale.

f off fake Ronaldo we have the real bale

Is this the third game in a row that Livermore's come on and we've scored soon after?

Alladyce's face....frame that ugly pug and yer pre-match comments you mug.

Leapt up, holding my 4 week old daughter , yelling "Get the fuck in!" Held the baby a loft and kissed her like the goddamned FA cup.

She is now scarred for life.

like the BBC commentary comment for Bales 2nd :
2149:

Ridiculous.

I'm sitting at my office at a brand new job, listening to the match on headphones. I just jumped up and shouted yes quite loudly, much to the confusion and puzzlement of some of my American coworkers.

Livermore MOTM again

Bobby Moore would have been proud of that effort Gareth!

Well, it appears as though we've been Baled out once more... bu dum tseeh!

Just nearly killed my 18 week old kitten when we scored by picking he up and spinning her in circles while she was asleep. The mrs isn't happy... Neither is the kitten

I sense many GIF's appearing...

Well that epitomises the life of a spurs fan in 90 minutes. Brilliance, frustration, stupidity, calamitous misses, then just pure magic!

We are going to get something out of this. They look dead.

I win.

Livermore the super sub- what a player!

someone please do a comp of Bale's season so far. I can't wait another 10 odd games

All you depressing posters on here can go fuck yourselves.

The missus wants some loving now. Have had to tell her to wait 30 minutes as I just shot my bolt over that goal.

Watched it on a Dutch stream.

Post match discussion went something like "hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, wow that's crazy shit....."

I couldn't agree more!

Special mention to LLORIS ..

The man just keeps getting better. I think he handled every single cross with such comfort.

Mr reliable indeed

Yes!!!! COYS!! Fuck you West Ham. Fuck you Chelsea. And finally, fuck you Arsenal!

Bubble well and truly burst!!!

Stick yer fucking bubbles up yer arse

Not going to lie, think I had a little orgasm when that goal went in.

YES... YES... YES!!!!! I know just what you mean!

well thats it, one my future sons name is gonna be gareth. ah feck it, even a daugthers name maybe.

Now you pikey low life, bubble blowing, dog-eating, sister fucking, pikey inbred xxxxs. Fuck off! Just. Fuck. Off.

We've got a get out of Bale free card. Pass go and collect 3 points.

Where do I sign up to get Gareth Bales face tattoo'd on my ballsack?

If it meant he continued in this form I'd have his ballsack tattooed on my fac

I like to imagine the look on James Cordon's face as that hit the back of the net.

Take that you pie and mash eating mugs

absolute worth the waking up at 4am to watch the game. thank you gareth.

Nearly crashed the car when bale scored the 3rd, fucking get in!!

Allardyce looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp who's just had his bone nicked.

What an assist from Adebayor, an air kick dummy and then clear enough of a path for your team mate to scramble it home. Outstanding work

Working in Barking tomorrow

Can I come to work with you tomorrow? Please!!!!

MOTD presenter Gary Lineker and former Tottenham striker
"In the argument as to whether @GarethBale11 is the best current British player, I rest my case. #superstar"

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently 3rd and we have a world class player in GARETH BALE!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[OneHotspur1988]

I got the number of goals right, not quite the 5-0 I wanted though.

 

[Shadydan]

We have some comedians on this site.

 

[King of Otters]

Thanks for the effort but I think I just had a minor stroke trying to make sense of that horrible formatting.

 

[Nocando]

Hah that's genius. I think you should do that after every game. Perhaps whittle it down a bit, it gives a great insight into the highs and lows of the matchday thread.

 

[ecce_tottenham]

Adore this thread. Thanks for taking the time and effort putting it together.

 

[Partizan]

Thanks for the effort but I think I just had a minor stroke trying to make sense of that horrible formatting.

yep sorry, not my thing.

 

[King of Otters]

yep sorry, not my thing.

No worries, it's sorted now anyhow.

 

[Partizan]

Russell Brand can you hear me?

Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer, James Cordone, your boys took a hell of a baleing.

Even with Agent Parker and agent Adebayor.

To the tune of their shitty song;

You're forever fucking leads up, pretty leads that look secure, you flew so high, even reached 2-1 made you believe you could have won.
Arsenal will be shitting, Chelsea twats will too, you're forever fucking leads up for pretty points you'll never see.


AHHHH!!

What an assist from Adebayor, an air kick dummy and then clear enough of a path for your team mate to scramble it home. Outstanding work

That one was for you, Paul Stalteri.

to be fair to Parker, he's got nice hair.

Bale is the best player I've ever seen end of.

'CAULKER COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!' (in a whisky nose, Scottish accent)

Ade's air kick is so retarded it's almost poetic.

Bale plays for Tottenham, he don't play for your club. That means you are fucked.

It really needs some 'Platoon' music that slow mo!

I couldn't even celebrate this on here....drowned in my own spunk