Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[Flynn]

Someone at work (an oxford fan) got tickets for him and his son. He's since seen the train price and is rapidly backing down. I think he'll only do the derbies.

 

[thinktank]

For any who missed how dodgy this whole thing is to begin with:

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

From KUMB

"According to my lot who went last night the computer images we saw last august were about as accurate as Enron's account. Not Happy bunnies"

"Feel justified in not renewing now, can concentrate on the aways!"

"I hated it. Absolutely hated it. It felt cheap to me, scaffolding here, luminous tarpaulin there. The distance to the pitch from where I was reminded me of the away end at St James Park."

"Very distinctly unimpressed.

Everything I was promised failed to deliver.

Improved transport: Seriously? That walk is X10 worse that the walk to plaistow/east ham to beat the queues.

The views? If your in the upper, there is no way the "wemb-er-ley" comparisons should be applied as you feel so much closer to the pitch than you do at our new place.

I didn't like it one bit. We've sold a vintage Ferrari, a one of its kind beauty and replaced it with some freebie tat"

That must be the first time anyone's compared the Boleyn to a vintage Ferrari. A beat-up old Capri would be nearer the truth.

 

[thinktank]

Haha, it was going to be 'magical', man:

 

[thinktank]

Jesus, just watched the highlights, that stadium is fucking rancid. Belongs in the old Eastern Bloc.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

For any who missed how dodgy this whole thing is to begin with:

Ugh, angry again now. What a fucking stitch up.

 

[Ionman34]

I used to go the Lane every game (when I could afford it), so I know about the 'experience', and I get what you're saying. I just never used to phrase it like that back then. That's the point I'm trying to make (but probably not very clearly). Back in the day, if you said you were going to the game, that was all that needed saying, but these days, everything has to be an 'experience', whether it's going to a footie game, shopping or commuting to work. Enough, already. Why can't people speak plain bloody English, instead of poncing around with the language?

Indubitably, all rather superfluous wot?

 

[JerryGarcia]

This is all just too funny for words, it looks like it's true that you get what you pay for!

I know there will be West Ham fans who claim this is the best stadium ever but just wait for the new car smell to fade away and be replaced by the familiar musky scent of a tramp's crotch that they're used too. It's a shit hole. It is literally a hole packed full of steaming shit and I'm going to enjoy watching them wallow around in it.

Daniel Levy, I salute you for forcing them into the position of having to keep the running track. Well done sir!

 

[Col_M]

What's the speed at which they can convert the "retract" the seats? Is it hours or days? What happens when they have an event booked on a Sunday but then end up with an FaCup replay on a Wednesday?

 

[Sierragls]

I read that it was supposed to be a 7 day change, but actually takes 10 days

 

[Cornpattbuck]

This is all just too funny for words, it looks like it's true that you get what you pay for!

I know there will be West Ham fans who claim this is the best stadium ever but just wait for the new car smell to fade away and be replaced by the familiar musky scent of a tramp's crotch that they're used too. It's a shit hole. It is literally a hole packed full of steaming shit and I'm going to enjoy watching them wallow around in it.

Daniel Levy, I salute you for forcing them into the position of having to keep the running track. Well done sir!

Can you imagine it with a little wear and tear?!

 

[jackson]

I read that it was supposed to be a 7 day change, but actually takes 10 days

I suppose we pay for the take down and setup each time as well...

 

[THFCSPURS19]

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[EnfieldYiddo]

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I remember these being funny when I was 14 too

 

[Dirty Ewok]

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If we were really lucky they would sign Bendtner and Balotelli....

 

[THFCSPURS19]

I remember these being funny when I was 14 too

OK mate.

 

[KingNothing]

OK mate.

He's not your mate, buddy.

 

[Sweech]

He's not your mate, buddy.

He's not your buddy, guy.

 

[Drexl]

Ayew changed his mind, joining them for £20m

 

[goughie1966]

Yay they got their 20m striker

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