I knew when he went balls out with the "That's what I do, I win" line it would come back to haunt him
West Ham's finances
Congratulations to West Ham for signing Jarrod Bowen for a fee that may rise to £22m. Obviously a lay out that big requires some savings elsewhere in the club, so they've sacked the guy who normally does the 'Welcome to West Ham' videos.
That's the only reason I can think of for this abomination, though I'm not sure what's worse. The imagery of 'the lights going out on West Ham'? The 'Blair Witch Project' reveal? The awful soundtrack? The gruesome lighting? Bowen patting the West Ham badge despite having begged to go to Newcastle over them? The hilariously wobbly camera work? Or the genuinely shite graphics at the end?
All were frankly laughable and/or disturbing, although not quite as laughable and/or disturbing as the 'Smell my ear wax' pointy gesture at 31 seconds. I've seen horror films that left me less unnerved.
Let's hope he turns out to be as shite as his welcome video. If he is, then West Ham are a dead team walking.
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I am certainly not a fan of the self-important fart that Johnny Nick is, but word ... ?
Their final game of the season is against Villa. It could be a relegation decider the way things are going for both of them.
Hopefully, West Ham are already relegated at the start of that game.
A loosely closed fist swung horizonatlly side to side, imitating a dice roll? It's all up for interpretation as to who is or isn't a homophobe.
I might be being naive here, but what's a homophobic gesture?
This is suspiciously specific Riggi.Bumming your mate infront of the away end, giving the wanker sign simultaneously?....
Your suspiciously keen to know mateThis is suspiciously specific Riggi.
Only just seen it
This is suspiciously specific Riggi.
Is doing that gay?Bumming your mate infront of the away end, giving the wanker sign simultaneously?....
It's only gay if you push back.Is doing that gay?
To be fair, it is annoying that journalists and SKY can pretty much say what they like with little or no regard to truth or accuracy (as long as it fits theiir agenda), so I do rather like when they are forced to make apologies like this!