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rez9000

Any point?
Feb 8, 2007
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One thing I noted from the West Ham 'welcome' video is how asymmetrically Moyes has aged.

His right side is care-free, easy-going and relaxed, almost too relaxed. Conversely, his left side is battle-scarred and has aged really badly.

Either he only thinks with half his brain - which would explain a lot - and therefore only ages on one side of his face or, in some as-yet-not-fully-understood-Faustian-pact, he's cursed to have his physiognomy reflect the current state of Tottenham's defence. Either way, it's quite bizarre.


Maybe he's on the Dorian Gray plan but paying in instalments?
 

riggi

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TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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Its the big '40' this year for West Ham.

The 1980 cup final was their last bit of silverware. The only good thing about it was that they beat Arsenal.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Its the big '40' this year for West Ham.

The 1980 cup final was their last bit of silverware. The only good thing about it was that they beat Arsenal.
Not since 1980 you say? Think Big Sam would beg to differ :whistle:

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taidgh

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Aug 13, 2004
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Probably not the best thread for you to be in then mate.
A combination of them smashing Bournmouth and our poor performance makes it not such a good time for a superior giggle. Have at it though.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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A combination of them smashing Bournmouth and our poor performance makes it not such a good time for a superior giggle. Have at it though.
Give it a few hours, I'll wager their fans/chairmen will get all carried away and do/say something ridiculous.
 

Ionman34

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Jun 1, 2011
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One thing I noted from the West Ham 'welcome' video is how asymmetrically Moyes has aged.

His right side is care-free, easy-going and relaxed, almost too relaxed. Conversely, his left side is battle-scarred and has aged really badly.

Either he only thinks with half his brain - which would explain a lot - and therefore only ages on one side of his face or, in some as-yet-not-fully-understood-Faustian-pact, he's cursed to have his physiognomy reflect the current state of Tottenham's defence. Either way, it's quite bizarre.


Somewhere in his house, hidden away from prying eyes, is a portrait of Moyes' right side which is horribly disfigured every time he loses a game..
 

Gassin's finest

C'est diabolique
May 12, 2010
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One thing I noted from the West Ham 'welcome' video is how asymmetrically Moyes has aged.

His right side is care-free, easy-going and relaxed, almost too relaxed. Conversely, his left side is battle-scarred and has aged really badly.

Either he only thinks with half his brain - which would explain a lot - and therefore only ages on one side of his face or, in some as-yet-not-fully-understood-Faustian-pact, he's cursed to have his physiognomy reflect the current state of Tottenham's defence. Either way, it's quite bizarre.


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