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Hakkz

Svensk hetsporre
Jul 6, 2012
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They are supposedly looking at Sebastian Haller from Frankfurt. That would actually be a good signing. Can't see Frankfurt selling after having to give up Jovic.
 

-Afri-Coy-

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Jun 26, 2012
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Anyone know where these cretins are training in Switzerland? Will be there for 2 weeks and would like to deliver some lasagna for them :sneaky:
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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Eel munchers getting very excited about Seb Haller coming over from Eintracht Frankfurt for £45 mill.
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Sky Sports and others saying medical done.
 

'O Zio

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Dec 27, 2014
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Eel munchers getting very excited about Seb Haller coming over from Eintracht Frankfurt for £45 mill.
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Sky Sports and others saying medical done.

To be fair that's an unusually decent signing for them. Makes a change from their "Who was good 5 or 6 years ago that we can now get on the cheap" strategy of recent years.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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To be fair that's an unusually decent signing for them. Makes a change from their "Who was good 5 or 6 years ago that we can now get on the cheap" strategy of recent years.
Yeah they've made a few of them this summer and last, with Fornals earlier this season and Anderson, Diop and co. last season. They should not be anywhere near relegation this season, sadly.

Thankfully they still do the Wilshere type deals that we can still all have a laugh about.
 

dirtyh

One Skin, two skin.....
Jun 24, 2011
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if true, would love it to be us, pinch him for 45m then sell him back to frankfurt for 25m, just for the lols.
 

Shadydan

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Jul 7, 2012
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He's a quality player, record was 1 in 2 for Frankfurt last season, great feet and touch and good awareness.

West Ham putting a good team together if this goes through and should be confident of finishing around Leicester and Everton.
 

Flynn

SC Supporter
Sep 2, 2004
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They've a bit of quality in a few areas but it's still spread pretty thinly.

Injury or two away from bare bones.

If they ever figure out that they need to stop wasting money on over the hill, overpaid, injury prone retirees and concentrated on this type of transfer they'd start to make some progress.
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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I reckon we will see him doing the 'crossed arms' cringe look.

He was a £7 mill player only 3 years ago, surely his agent must be happy with a decent slice of a £45
million pie ?
 

Spurrific

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Jun 2, 2011
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I reckon we will see him doing the 'crossed arms' cringe look.

He was a £7 mill player only 3 years ago, surely his agent must be happy with a decent slice of a £45
million pie ?

They're 100% planning to do #HallersaHammer or something along those lines. Hope they get hijacked so bad. The fact he turned them down before but has been "convinced" to join them is pretty funny.
 

Lilbaz

Just call me Baz
Apr 1, 2005
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They're 100% planning to do #HallersaHammer or something along those lines. Hope they get hijacked so bad. The fact he turned them down before but has been "convinced" to join them is pretty funny.

We should get our players to do the "cock".
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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They're 100% planning to do #HallersaHammer or something along those lines. Hope they get hijacked so bad. The fact he turned them down before but has been "convinced" to join them is pretty funny.
Yeah I wondered this. Wouldn't exactly convince me he's there for a long stay if I was a Wham fan.


thankfully I'm not, so I couldn't give a toss.
 
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