Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[whitelightwhiteheat]

My father-in-law and missus are Spammers. I try to get in as much laughs at their expense as possible.

Of course they went and beat us last month. Their only win of the season so far. That kinda fucking ruins the whole thing.

They're still shit though, and they're still bottom. So there is that to console myself with for now.

 

[spurs mental]

Riggi, I thought you hated them?

I enjoy a laugh at their expense. KUMB makes good reading most weekends. Spurs is like the C word here, it's edited to show S*urs or something. I enjoy their hate for us.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Alf Garnett didn t even support them really! HAAAA!

 

[shelfmonkey]

I'm exiled in Basildon and most of the sub-humans I work with are Spammers, it was like they'd won the league when they beat us the other week, but I just laughed and reminded them that they'll always be the shit on our shoes. And I wear my Spurs cap every day with pride. COYS

 

[riggi]

Riggi, I thought you hated them?

I enjoy a laugh at their expense. KUMB makes good reading most weekends. Spurs is like the C word here, it's edited to show S*urs or something. I enjoy their hate for us.

Nope, fans bore me but cant say i hate them.

 

[riggi]

Alf Garnett didn t even support them really! HAAAA!

Was a jewish spurs fan :lol:

 

[spurs mental]

Losing to Newcastle at home, 2-1, and being absolutely battered as well. They don't know how to keep the ball at all. :-D :-D

 

[spurs mental]

Lots of empty seats even with about 5mins to go when they still have a chance to get a result.

Boooing now as well.

 

[kcmei]

i think there is 95% that west ham will be relegated this season

 

[ziggy]

Hmm can't get in to KUMB to have a laugh (now premium members only), must be too embarrased to let other fans see their rantings lol

 

[spurs mental]

Ye, saw that when I went over for a peek. Bit disappointed. Might sign up for a wind up.

 

[peter_the_yid]

Always like to see them do badly. I really hate
that club. If I could liquidate any 1 team it would be them.

 

[Marty]

Hmm can't get in to KUMB to have a laugh (now premium members only), must be too embarrased to let other fans see their rantings lol

Ye, saw that when I went over for a peek. Bit disappointed. Might sign up for a wind up.

I'm reading KUMB right now and I'm not signed up :shrug:

 

[fridgemagnet]

Still took 3 points of us though didn't they

 

[MrWoolley]

I'm reading KUMB right now and I'm not signed up :shrug:

Same. Some forums restrict users on match days, might be a reason?

Anyway, West Ham are going down

 

[ziggy]

Same. Some forums restrict users on match days, might be a reason?

Anyway, West Ham are going down

Just got in so that must have been the reason.

They all think they are going down too...love it :grin:

 

[JerryGarcia]

Some mental views on Daniel Levy on KUMB...
http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=128992&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

 

[markiespurs]

Some mental views on Daniel Levy on KUMB...
http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=128992&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

Sounds like the spammers are a bit jealous that we have Levy and they only have the dildo brothers:grin:

 

[hans]

Some mental views on Daniel Levy on KUMB...
http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=128992&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

Just had quite a good read of that. I dont want to sign up but would love to point out to the spammers that -

1) They have season tickets available right now on their website, yet they claim 17k are on the waiting list
2) Our paid season ticket waiting list was 23k in 2007, so 36k now is pretty believable. In 07 we had 70,000 club members (paid), i would assume its more now . . .
3) Our ticket prices are higher than theirs
4) In the last 65 seasons they have only had higher average attendances than us 4 times. 4 times in 65years.
5) We run at 98.6% capacity, theyre at 92%
6) When we were bottom with ramos 2p8g- still at 99% capacity
7) Lowest Uefa cup attendance was 29k against aalborg in 07. . . the mighty aalborg.

I could go on . . . . Its amazing how thick they are

 

[StockSpur]

enjoying the spam brum game atm, obinna is a class above the rest of em.