Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Cornpattbuck]

Looks like a very decent signing, especially for that amount. FFS.

 

[Shadydan]

They type of player they needed as well, Liverpool getting a lot of things right in the transfer market

 

[spursfan77]

Liverpool are in talks to sign RB Salzburg's Takumi Minamino in January.

The 24-year-old has a £7.25m release clause in his contract, which has alerted a number of Premier League, Bundesliga and Serie A clubs, so the Reds have accelerated their interest.

Bargain.

Damn. I hoped we’d be looking at him

 

[UncleBuck]

Just a shame Edwards and Mitchell left us as they’ve both gone on to do some good stuff

 

[sausage]

Jurgen Klopp has extended his contract at Liverpool until 2024, saying he could not contemplate leaving the European champions.

Jurgen Klopp signs new Liverpool deal until 2024

Reds boss discusses potential signing of Red Bull Salzburg forward Takumi Minamino, with Liverpool expected to make move next month

www.skysports.com

 

[yankspurs]

Damn. I hoped we’d be looking at him

We might have looked at him but realized it would cost actual money and passed

 

[wakefieldyid]

They're managed so incredibly well. Really envious of their recruitment process and staff.

Given their track record, it wouldn't surprise me to find that they'd hacked our scouting database as well as Man City's!. Still, as they are the World-renowned LFC, they'll be certain to organise petitions against whatever slap on the wrist they eventually receive...

 

[DJS]

Interestingly Gerrard has also extended his contract until 2024.

 

[dtxspurs]

Given their track record, it wouldn't surprise me to find that they'd hacked our scouting database as well as Man City's!. Still, as they are the World-renowned LFC, they'll be certain to organise petitions against whatever slap on the wrist they eventually receive...

Why the fuck would anyone hack into anything dealing with Spurs recruitment the past several years?

 

[jurgen]

They’re miles in front of us in football terms and then they’ll also have a big stadium and top training facilities too. Shame they’ve passed us so comprehensively in the last few years

 

[nailsy]

Klopp isn't happy with the possible changes in the champions League.

"Today I read the top clubs want more games in the Champions League," said Klopp. "I am not involved in these plans. That's absolute bollocks."

'We have to cut games not put more in'

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp rejects suggestions top clubs want more Champions League games as Liverpool prepare for two games less than 24 hours apart.

www.bbc.co.uk

I totally agree with him.

 

[VegasII]

Why the fuck would anyone hack into anything dealing with Spurs recruitment the past several years?

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Why the fuck would anyone hack into anything dealing with Spurs recruitment the past several years?

Danny Rose says Hi!

 

[NickHSpurs]

I didn't watch the game last night but the text commentary on BBC was baffling and a little embarrassing how much they're up the scousers arses. Their kids got smashed 5-0 and you'd have thought from the comments it was the other way around with them saying how amazing they were.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Liverpool's teens suffer, but football suffers more - Football365

Football365 - It will be the memory of the night's subliminals which last, not the game itself...

www.football365.com

 

[nailsy]

I was hoping to see Vincent Janssen play against them tonight, but it looks like he wasn't in the Monterrey squad at the weekend. Does anyone know if he's injured?

 

[Marty]

I was hoping to see Vincent Janssen play against them tonight, but it looks like he wasn't in the Monterrey squad at the weekend. Does anyone know if he's injured?

He was subbed off in the first half of their game 10 days ago, might be an injury.

 

[Gassin's finest]

SSN's footage of the Liverpool "Fanzones" in Doha is just embarrassing. A couple of obvious locals in Liverpool shirts, and half a dozen white lads drinking pints with absolutely nothing else around them.

 

[JCRD]

Monterray should stick to making cheese by the way that theyre playing...

 

[Thewobbler]

Just looking at their fixtures coming up.

• Leicester City
• Wolverhampton Wanderers
• Sheffield United
• Everton FA cup
• Tottenham Hotspur
• Manchester United
• Wolverhampton Wanderers

Doubtful but I would laugh if they had a slump like they did round this time last year.