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Gb160

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Same difference he's an unhealthy old fuck with the body shape of a jacket potato with twiglet arms... he's reforming not a fucking thing
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garyhopkins

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I clicked on it to hear the "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelseaaaa" chant cause I think it's a banger!
I normally find his passion pretty tedious as it simply revolves around endless repetitions of fu**, but I was impressed he went to the ladies match beforehand.

The bit at the end where Rudiger gets in amongst the 'angry' fans, whilst all but Hazard kept well away, was pretty impressive too.
 

fortworthspur

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they are pretty wobbly this year. with a healthy squad we'd have rolled them in the cup semi. took them to pens as it was.
 
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'O Zio

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Well, if he can't manage the dressing room, he's out of his depth. No slight on him. Maybe it's unmanageable and every would be out of their depth :)

I think the latter part of what you've said is right. This group of players is just not manageable, or rather, I don't think any manager would be able to win the league with them on a consistent basis.

I know he's not popular on here but most people consider SAF to be one of, if not the, best manager ever. And I think to myself what would he do if he took over? The first thing would be to clean house and get rid of those who think they're bigger than the club i.e. Hazard because even he couldn't turn this current crop of players into winners IMO.
 

Tucker

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they are pretty wobbly this year. with a healthy squad we'd have rolled them in the cup semi. took them to pens as it was.

They are very fragile as the City and Bournemouth results have shown. Once they go a couple down, they lose their will to play.

They were lucky we didn’t beat them by a cricket score in the league as well.
 

hellava_tough

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I think the latter part of what you've said is right. This group of players is just not manageable, or rather, I don't think any manager would be able to win the league with them on a consistent basis.

I know he's not popular on here but most people consider SAF to be one of, if not the, best manager ever. And I think to myself what would he do if he took over? The first thing would be to clean house and get rid of those who think they're bigger than the club i.e. Hazard because even he couldn't turn this current crop of players into winners IMO.

True; Fergie ditched lots of his 'star players' over the years, once he thought they were getting too big for their boots

Even did it to his captain, Roy Keane!
 

Everlasting Seconds

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Floating in the news today that Sarri has "a month/February left to turn things around", which I can only takes in reality means that the decision to replace him is made and this is a subtle way of initiating the news to the public.
 

mattyspurs

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True; Fergie ditched lots of his 'star players' over the years, once he thought they were getting too big for their boots

Even did it to his captain, Roy Keane!
The difference is that Fergie had carte blanche to run the club how he wanted. I don't think that the Chelsea Managers/Coaches are afforded that luxury. If the players know this, they are always going to do what they want.

It's like when Poch first arrived. He was backed by Levy to clear the 'bad eggs' , if you don't get the backing, you get what happens at Chelsea
 

VegasII

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The difference is that Fergie had carte blanche to run the club how he wanted. I don't think that the Chelsea Managers/Coaches are afforded that luxury. If the players know this, they are always going to do what they want.

It's like when Poch first arrived. He was backed by Levy to clear the 'bad eggs' , if you don't get the backing, you get what happens at Chelsea

Which is a bunch of smelly bell ends.
 
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