How Can This Get Worse?

RuskyM

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So we're going to lose on Sunday. I hope you've all accepted that. The question isn't rhetorical, by the way. How the hell can this season get any worse? Let's brainstorm.

Kyle Naughton could end up being two midgets in a man costume.

Daniel Levy runs out of head polish and begins growing his perm out again.

A dedicated left back puts all his money into the stadium for us for the naming rights and we end up playing 14/15 in the Timothee Atouba Arena.

Scientists prove that even in the accepted reality wherein there are a million parallel universes with a million different outcomes, we still don't finish above Arsenal.

We realise we never sold Goran Bunjevcevic and he's actually been hiding in the utility cupboard for the past half decade.

The stadium rises on anatromic legs and walks to Nottingham until ENIC gets its shit together.

A seance reveals the angry ghost of Roberto Soldado's finishing is roaming the halls.

Sherwood loses his gilet.
 

RuskyM

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Sherwood's 18 month contract turns out to be written on ancient papyrus and we lose even more fucking money.
 

Davo99

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By coming 5th or 6th.

I never want to see us in the Europa League again. If it's not top 4, it's got to be 7th or worse. If we lose on Sunday I'll actually be hoping we drop the necessary points to fall out of the Europa League spots.
 

archiewasking

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ENIC go bust and we have to sell the Lane to pay off our debts. We end up ground sharing at exorbitant rates at the Emirates and as part of the agreement have to wear a red strip with "Second best team in North London" for every match.
 

Ben4

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Our next Premier League games are against Arsenal, Southampton, and Liverpool away.

0 points from those games would constitute a "whole lot worse".
 

THFCSPURS19

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We get obliterated by the Scum

I actually might vomit if that happens.
 

Bobbins

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ENIC go bust and we have to sell the Lane to pay off our debts. We end up ground sharing at exorbitant rates at the Emirates and as part of the agreement have to wear a red strip with "Second best team in North London" for every match.
That actually made me snort tea up my nose :LOL:
 

raf18

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We need some major re-work. Players need to learn how to play as a team, and play good football. That will take a while, especially as hardly any of these players were in the last team of ours that played good football. LVG is the man but I doubt even he can produce anything special in his first year. Liverpool went through some shit years recently and I was taking the mick but now it looks like it's our turn - unless we bounce back straight away next season.
 

kaz Hirai

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I fear for us on Sunday.

Glad lamela and holtby are nowhere near this horror show. Shame eriksen is though
 

Chris12

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We could be in the oh so bad and dreaded/disgusting 6th place in the league
 

sheringmann

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By coming 5th or 6th.

I never want to see us in the Europa League again. If it's not top 4, it's got to be 7th or worse. If we lose on Sunday I'll actually be hoping we drop the necessary points to fall out of the Europa League spots.
What do you expect to win???? PL??? CL??? FA-Cup???? League Cup??? We are a EL team. Lets behave like one and start win it ffs. We are not too good like some people here say. We spend 6th in the PL and we are 5th. We dont have a god like reason to be anywhere else. I wish ppl could just get back down to earth.
 

Flashspur

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How can this get worse?? I'll tell you dude. This could be the beginning of the season and we could be facing a relegation dog fight all season long on this form.
 
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