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I read this in the voice of Taika Waititi as Hitler in ‘Jojo Rabbit’

Unfortunately I haven't seen that yet, but it's on my list!
I think it works with any camp/comedy Brit-doing-a-German accent.

I have it stuck in my head so much I tend to pronounce the word "German" as "Sherman" to myself when I read it.
 

EQP

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Sep 1, 2013
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So we're all in agreement that any player that Manu overpay for tomorrow, the selling club rightfully owe us a percentage on the sale price.
 

Yiddo100

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Jan 16, 2019
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Mateo Guendouzi off to hertha Berlin on loan, no option to buy and arsenal apparently get a £0 loan fee from them.
Too funny
 

Partizan

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Ibrahimovic is/was a much better footballer than Cavani. Cavani needs plenty of chances to score so I don't know how he will do in the PL at his age.

In terms of pure raw brilliance even the best elite strikers are lesser than Ibrahimovic. Cavani in his own right is a polished all round striker, with the work rate to match. In fact, early on in his career he used to be more of an SS and relied on someone else to turn his tidy link up play into goals. He obviously exploded into a goal machine at Napoli, PSG and recently in 2018 where he had a great WC. Easily one of the top strikers of the last decade.

It remains to be seen if at 33 and coming off an injury riddled season and joining a new team/league he'll still be able to perform to the same standards.
 
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Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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Wasn't he supposed to be good?
It's attitude rather than talent that's led Arteta to ditch him. The money spat he had with Maupay in the summer when Brighton beat them was apparently the final straw, Arteta has made him train with the U23s since.
 

panoma

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Jan 16, 2012
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Levy's been doing this for years, where's all the accusations of conspiracies against him then?

It all stopped for Levy when Stoke and Sunderland got relegated. Now we get more normal fees.

Hope they come back up soon!
 

Tucker

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Jul 15, 2013
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I imagine they are full of regret for not trying harder to sign Reguilon. Telles is a good player though, and can’t be any worse than Shaw, surely? They have massive problems at the centre of defence and in midfield imo, and until they sort that out, it won’t matter if they have prime Roberto Carlos at left back.
 

Wadec

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Who will be United's deadline day Woodward panic buy?

Cavani and Telles were already being done before yesterday, think they will waste money today.

Can see either Rudiger or Diop personally.
 

Hakkz

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Who will be United's deadline day Woodward panic buy?

Cavani and Telles were already being done before yesterday, think they will waste money today.

Can see either Rudiger or Diop personally.

There's a risk they throw a lot of money on Upamecano imo.
 
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