Gareth Bale

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Bring the poor balding bastard home.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Put your bins on

 

[Yiddo100]

According to this
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/gareth-bale/verletzungen/spieler/39381
Bale has missed approx 70 games since joining Real Madrid in what? Six years?

I guess each person will have their own onions as to exactly how injury prone that makes him by looking at the list

Does it say how the injuries occurred, it’s a bit different someone being out injured through a horror challenge to someone who’s pulled a muscle

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Does it say how the injuries occurred, it’s a bit different someone being out injured through a horror challenge to someone who’s pulled a muscle

Fucking hell, click the link and find out. Jesus, I'm not your nan

 

[KILLA_SIN]

Does it say how the injuries occurred, it’s a bit different someone being out injured through a horror challenge to someone who’s pulled a muscle

It has detail of every injury

 

[dtxspurs]

Unused sub today. They really want him gone. Perfect opportunity for Levy to low ball the hell out of them.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

W cant afford his wages their triple Kanes

 

[dtxspurs]

W cant afford his wages their triple Kanes

No one is going to pay them, Madrid will have to contribute most of them.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Unused sub today. They really want him gone. Perfect opportunity for Levy to low ball the hell out of them.

They’re really backed themselves in a corner with Bale. I’m guessing they need him gone to free up funds for new purchases. Lots of potential ramifications:


Eriksen might not get his dream move this summer- if funds are tight, might they encourage him to wait a year to get him on a free? Might that frustrate him?

Maybe Real are hoping to use Bale in some kind of exchange for Eriksen?

How are they going to afford Pogba, if they’re struggling with Bale’s wages? Would that slow down Utd’s incomings too? Maybe PSG would step in for Pogba, perhaps that’s why they’re not looking at
N’Dombele?

Perhaps Real and Utd are thinking of Bale/Pogba deal similarly to the deal they worked with Arsenal?

All speculative bollocks, of course- but it weakens Real’s movements until they resolve this.

 

[Fredo]

Listen. Poch with his magic will make Bale fitter than ever. We have nothing to worry about.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

Listen. Poch with his magic will make Bale fitter than ever. We have nothing to worry about.

Other than the wages of course

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

The two quotes are all over twitter atm-

*EDIT*- For the hard of thinking this are obviously not real quotes but they amused me that they are flying around, as if Bale knows how to play golf.

 

[Indacupfortottenham]

Does it say how the injuries occurred, it’s a bit different someone being out injured through a horror challenge to someone who’s pulled a muscle

Charlie Adam plays for Levante.

 

[phieffect]

Both of those are made up if you read the comments. And because no one else is reporting them

 

[Yiddo100]

Some real comments from Zidane on bale

 

[THFCSPURS19]

The two quotes are all over twitter atm-

Do you actually believe this shit?

 

[Indisguise]

Zidane must be bloody hard to please if Gareth Bale can't find a place in his team. I really hope that foolishness ends up being a blessing for us.

 

[CrouchPotato]

This all started when Bale scored that bicycle kick in the final and the media asked Zidane if Bales goal was better than his

 

[Legacy]

Listen. Poch with his magic will make Bale fitter than ever. We have nothing to worry about.

That magic hasn't worked on Lamela or Wanyama though. Winks and Aurier don't seem to have benefited either.

 

[Snarfalicious]

Gareth Baleeee, he's the new Rodwell!