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Church

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I know I’ll get shot down for this, but if it was Piatek for 30m or Benteke for a 6 month loan, I would take Benteke.
 

jurgen

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Jul 5, 2008
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Article makes for very depressing reading. There’s obviously no suggestion we’re interested but Benteke would be a sick joke
 

bbunc

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May 11, 2019
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Spectacular Levying of Levy by Palace.

“sure we’ll give you 20M for KWP. It’s just that we value Benteke at 20M and that’s how we want to pay.”

Exactly how we were trying to buy Piatek with 30M worth of Wanyama.

Hilarious stuff. Well done Palace
 

Univarn

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Jul 20, 2017
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Best be prepared for lots of these stories I imagine. With us announcing Kane's surgery and Mourinho having a go at Son not being a striker and there being no options (despite him doing it often for Poch) we're going to get offered the lot. Every broke down has been is going to be presented to us as a gift from the gods... for a small, gentile, not inflated at all, fee.
 

YiddoTom90

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Feb 9, 2015
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I know I’ll get shot down for this, but if it was Piatek for 30m or Benteke for a 6 month loan, I would take Benteke.
Benteke is basically a prem akinfenwa, cant run and static all match. Only good for aerial duels if he can be asked. Even thats debatable, we may aswell put a tree up front
 
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