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Christian Benteke

jurgen

Busy ****
Jul 5, 2008
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Do you have a fetish for washed up strikers built like a fridge and too shit to start for clubs fighting relegation? I know people are into kinky stuff but that’s something new...
 

archiewasking

Waiting for silverware..........
Jul 5, 2004
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Do you have a fetish for washed up strikers built like a fridge and too shit to start for clubs fighting relegation? I know people are into kinky stuff but that’s something new...

Yes. Yes I do. Just to add weight to that. I'd like Vinny back.
 

Donki

Has a "Massive Member" Member
May 14, 2007
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The guy has been getting into scoring positions nearly every game he simply cant find the net, its a really odd situation. There is a player in there, he just seems totally shot of any confidence in front of goal.
 

thecook

Well-Known Member
Jan 17, 2009
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Do you have a fetish for washed up strikers built like a fridge and too shit to start for clubs fighting relegation? I know people are into kinky stuff but that’s something new...

We should give Akinfenwa a call!
 

Metalhead

But that's a debate for another thread.....
Nov 24, 2013
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As a third option I'd choose a bullet to the head. No offence to Llorente but he's not exactly on an upward curve, I'd prefer a younger player with potential.
Thing is with already having Kane out and Troy Parrott as the 'up and coming', is it not an experienced player that we need?
 

JerryGarcia

Dark star crashes...
May 18, 2006
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Thing is with already having Kane out and Troy Parrott as the 'up and coming', is it not an experienced player that we need?
At this stage I'd take anyone who can run faster than a snail and who can hit the target once in a while. Unfortunately that still rules out Benteke and Llorente but I live in hope!
 

scat1620

L'espion mal fait
May 11, 2008
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He's just scored his first goal in nearly 1500 minutes of football, we clearly missed a trick here. #OnFire :playful:
 

C0YS

Just another member
Jul 9, 2007
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He's just scored his first goal in nearly 1500 minutes of football, we clearly missed a trick here. #OnFire :playful:
and it was a shot straight at the goalkeeper that Pickford somehow managed to get out of the way of!
 

ikky

Well-Known Member
Dec 6, 2006
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Only scored due to the keeper’s mistake, tells you all u need to know.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Utterly bizarre how he’s gone downhill so bady.

I don’t agree with posts saying he’s shit, it’s clearly a mental / confidence thing as he’s done it in the past.

Mentality does play a big thing in football and players with stronger ones tend to be more consistent in form.

Wonder now if he’ll start scoring again having broken his duct?
 

dontcallme

SC Supporter
Mar 18, 2005
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Utterly bizarre how he’s gone downhill so bady.

I don’t agree with posts saying he’s shit, it’s clearly a mental / confidence thing as he’s done it in the past.

Mentality does play a big thing in football and players with stronger ones tend to be more consistent in form.

Wonder now if he’ll start scoring again having broken his duct?
He was kidnapped?
 
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