Christian Benteke

[Church]

Jose Mourinho bemoans lack of striker at Spurs as emergency hunt for Harry Kane replacement begins

Tottenham Hotspur face a desperate struggle to solve their striker crisis as rivals try to take advantage of their predicament.

www.telegraph.co.uk

Gards indicates that it’s true

 

[THFCSPURS19]

True that he's been offered to us. Which means nothing.

 

[YiddoTom90]

Guy cant hit a barn boor. Hell no

 

[Yiddo100]

Jose Mourinho bemoans lack of striker at Spurs as emergency hunt for Harry Kane replacement begins

Tottenham Hotspur face a desperate struggle to solve their striker crisis as rivals try to take advantage of their predicament.

www.telegraph.co.uk

Gards indicates that it’s true

I’m sure we’ve been offered a load of shite during the window, I hope they have sense and don’t follow up

 

[VegasII]

 

[VegasII]

 

[The Opinionated Lurker]

Disgrace if there’s anything in the link, this isn’t 2013.

 

[YiddoTom90]

This would be nelson levels

 

[tiger666]

Disgrace if there’s anything in the link, this isn’t 2013.

What's disgraceful about being offered a player?

 

[Mississippi Slim]

He’s finished, any random Championship striker under 25 would be preferable.

 

[VegasII]

Swap loan

KWP for Benteke?

Anyway

 

[Church]

I know I’ll get shot down for this, but if it was Piatek for 30m or Benteke for a 6 month loan, I would take Benteke.

 

[jurgen]

Article makes for very depressing reading. There’s obviously no suggestion we’re interested but Benteke would be a sick joke

 

[King of Otters]

I know I’ll get shot down for this, but if it was Piatek for 30m or Benteke for a 6 month loan, I would take Benteke.

You should be literally shot for this.

 

[bbunc]

Spectacular Levying of Levy by Palace.

“sure we’ll give you 20M for KWP. It’s just that we value Benteke at 20M and that’s how we want to pay.”

Exactly how we were trying to buy Piatek with 30M worth of Wanyama.

Hilarious stuff. Well done Palace

 

[Univarn]

Best be prepared for lots of these stories I imagine. With us announcing Kane's surgery and Mourinho having a go at Son not being a striker and there being no options (despite him doing it often for Poch) we're going to get offered the lot. Every broke down has been is going to be presented to us as a gift from the gods... for a small, gentile, not inflated at all, fee.

 

[tiger666]

Adebayor is a free agent ..

 

[YiddoTom90]

I know I’ll get shot down for this, but if it was Piatek for 30m or Benteke for a 6 month loan, I would take Benteke.

Benteke is basically a prem akinfenwa, cant run and static all match. Only good for aerial duels if he can be asked. Even thats debatable, we may aswell put a tree up front

 

[VegasII]

Benteke the piss

 

[The Opinionated Lurker]

What's disgraceful about being offered a player?

In all fairness I didn’t even read the article, thought we’d inquired about Benteke to help with the striker problem