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Cheating on Spurs Chat with yer ITK mistress

nickspurs

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May 13, 2005
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I've just made a couple of posts on Spurs Chat. I kinda feel like I've got back to the wife and kids on Sunday night after a dirty week away in Transfer Forum-land with the mistress. I'm wracked with guilt at how I've neglected poor old Spurs Chat after she's kept me happy all year.

I'm just a weak-minded old fool whose head was turned by a bit of ITK-stuff in a short skirt now that the weather's turned nice. Can't say I won't cheat again but I'm glad Spurs Chat is always waiting for me after a tiring week of ITK whoring.

Is anyone else checking out the ITK totty a bit too much?
 

ever

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Dec 20, 2004
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i try to stay away, shes a diseased old slapper, nothing but guil;t and disapointment, but who am i kidding i always go back to her
 

dvdhopeful

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Nov 10, 2006
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ITK Mistress is dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty, she'll do things that Spurs Chat would never even think of doing.......like lie and make things up ;)
 

ever

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Dec 20, 2004
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ITK Mistress is dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty, she'll do things that Spurs Chat would never even think of doing.......like lie and make things up ;)
and form coherant (sp?) sentances

ooooooh spurs chat buuuuuuurn
 

dcarney75

A perfect blend of Steve Hodge and Andy Sinton...
Jan 15, 2007
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ITK offers a bit of a short-term thrill, and makes this aging old fool think he's still got it.
 

michaelden

Knight of the Fat Fanny
Aug 13, 2004
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I can't stay away even though she has given me a few cases of the hoping and the heartache.
 

bomberH

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Jun 4, 2005
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ITK = Arse. Therefore, Transfer Rumours take it up the arse, so it will always be a wonderful place to be.

Although to be fair, my missus does as well so that's also nice. And for some reason, unlike my missus, transfer rumours constantly refuses to stick its finger up my arse, which is slightly disappointing as a little finger up there (or a middle finger from Jeremy Beadles' deceased hand) can be quite pleasing.
 

orkneyspur

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Sep 9, 2004
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And with that, ladies and gentlemen, we have gone as low as we can go with this thread, we would ask you to leave your keyboards as you found them and proceed in an orderly queue to the next topic.
We thank you for your co-operation.
 
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