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  1. Humbolt

    Match Threads PNE Vs Spurs

    This has got upset written all over it. Think I'll give it a miss.
  2. Humbolt

    Match Threads PNE Vs Spurs

    Don't worry, at least when we lose this game we can concentrate on finishing 9th in the league
  3. Humbolt

    Match Threads PNE Vs Spurs

    That line up looks awful. I think we're going out. 1-0 Preston
  4. Humbolt

    Can we take a moment to laugh heartily at Everton?

    Feel sorry for Everton? Nope. Fuck 'em. I've held a grudge ever since the '95 Cup Semi. Hope they go down
  5. Humbolt

    Player Watch - Arnaut Danjuma

    No. He's supposed to be great. He really impressed me when I have seen him play. Not that any of that matters because he's never going to play. I suspect Conte isn't playing him out of principle due to him not being a 'Conte' player and being a 'Club' Signing.
  6. Humbolt

    Player Watch - Arnaut Danjuma

    Cool. He and Spence will have plenty to talk about while they get splinters in their arses from permanently sitting on our bench. Conte will never play him.
  7. Humbolt

    Player Watch - Arnaut Danjuma

    It's crap, bargain basement signings like this that will drive Conte out. Why would any manager stay when they get fucking Bournemouth rejects instead of Zaniolo? Fucking N'Koudou mk2
  8. Humbolt

    Match Threads Man City Vs Spurs

    Good to know. Thanks Can he be appeased with a blood sacrifice? Because if need be, I'm happy to ritualistically murder every single one of you to make amends...
  9. Humbolt

    Match Threads Man City Vs Spurs

    Which malevolent ancient deity have I offended to deserve this level of karmic retribution falling upon my head? And how do I make amends?
  10. Humbolt

    Ex-Manager watch: Antonio Conte

    At least we're binning Conte off. Shame we're not sacking him.
  11. Humbolt

    Ex-Manager watch: Antonio Conte

    Is it too late to bin the lot of them off and start FC Hotspur of Tottenham?
  12. Humbolt

    Ex-Manager watch: Antonio Conte

    He should have been fired for his team selection yesterday alone. Playing a 2 man midfield against the Scum is a sackable offence. It was absolutely fucking obvious that we were going to be overloaded and outmanned. There are tribes of native people living in the Amazon jungle that are as yet...
  13. Humbolt

    Ex-Manager watch: Antonio Conte

    The fact is that while we have ENIC in charge it doesn't matter a jot who the manager is. So I say sack Conte and get Poch back. We'd not win anything but at least the football would be watchable. Plus Poch would actually want to be here unlike the miserable bellend that is Conte
  14. Humbolt

    Team v City

    We have to lose both games to stop the Gooners winning the league. So do a lottery of season ticket holders and the 20 or so picked get to play. Means our players get a rest and we to lose both games handsomely. Problem solved.
  15. Humbolt

    Ex-Manager watch: Antonio Conte

    I don't follow Spurs because I expect to win trophies every year (or ever!) I support them because I was always attracted to the style of football. For the last three years the football has been bloody awful to watch. It really has become a chore to watch my team, and I hate that. So... for that...
  16. Humbolt

    Ex-Manager watch: Antonio Conte

    Get rid. His tactics are obvious. He's too stubborn to change anything. He clearly doesn't want to be here but the worst thing for me is the style of football is boring as fuck. I remember wanting to watch Spurs because win or lose they entertained us. Watching Spurs is a chore and has been for...
  17. Humbolt

    Tottenham Takeover Talk

    Nah, I'm not even sure the takeover will help us. The best thing to do would be to sell all the players, sack the manager, wire up the entire stadium for detonation, disband the club entirely and let the last person out press the plunger. Then we all move on with our lives and try and forget the...
  18. Humbolt

    Spurs offer Royal in Bastoni bid

    Well that won't help. They'll have probably seen Royal play by now. If anything that will hinder the chances of the transfer happening
  19. Humbolt

    Match Threads Crystal Palace v Spurs

    I can testify to their quality as well. My youngest (16months) has three (all home kit) of them all bought by different friends & family. My review? Four stars
  20. Humbolt

    Match Threads Crystal Palace v Spurs

    Thanks mate. I deserve an Oscar for the way I sat there in silent, sombre commiseration after the fourth goal went in. Even fucking Pacino would have broken character by then and been jumping up and down with his dick out!
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