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  1. HNIM

    Off to Australia...

    We're going OT here, but a long time ago I was on a ferry boat, and we were being swarmed by gulls. I rolled down the car window, a gull came up and just coasted in the headwind right next to me, without flapping its wings, and I started feeding it chips. I got the feeling it was pretty...
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    Off to Australia...

    I've had the good fortune to make ultra-long trips from US to Johannesburg in business class (on the client's dime, not mine!) and can attest to the fact that there is a MASSIVE difference between coach and business class. One was about 20 hours (DC to Jburg with about a 90 minute layover in...
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    The Golf Thread

    That's unfair, I think. The number of balls in fairways that were loaded with mud was testament to how much rain that course took in the previous week. The greens were so soft the pros could go at pins with impunity. Look no farther than Tosti hitting driver on the par-4 13th on Sunday...
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    The Managerial Merry-go-round

    Reminds me... I'm looking forward to S2 of Poker Face.
  5. HNIM

    2023/24 Champions League

    I don't know where you guys are coming from. Step through that replay. It's the DEFENDER who heads the ball back. It's not offside because the two offensive players in question never touched it.
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    2023/24 Champions League

    The three rules of old age, from The Bucket List (who probably stole it from somewhere else): 1. Never pass a bathroom. 2. Never waste an erection. 3. Never trust a fart.
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    Let's All Laugh At... let's all laugh at United

    Anybody still want Bruno? didn't think so...
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    2023/24 Champions League

    He’s basically a Scottish Peter Drury. Which makes him entertaining for brief spells but thank goodness the par 3 tournament is available to switch over to.
  9. HNIM

    Spurs finances report 22/23 (swissramble writeup)

    "As a result, they now pay the second highest interest in the Premier League with their £25m only surpassed by Manchester United’s £31m, though Spurs do at least have a shiny new stadium to show for this, in contrast to merely paying for the privilege of having the Glazers as owners." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Match Ratings Ratings vs Forest

    Shout for Bentancur for being brought on to be a stronger influence, which he was.
  11. HNIM

    Match Threads Spurs vs Forest

    Yates deserved a card for simulation on that.
  12. HNIM

    Match Threads Spurs vs Forest

    F off already.
  13. HNIM

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Ok, now get the other one back.
  14. HNIM

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Ffs…
  15. HNIM

    Premier League 2023/2024

    I’d worry that Pool will regret all the missed opportunities, but Gawd, United have been terrible.
  16. HNIM

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Pool finishing like Spurs v. Luton.
  17. HNIM

    Premier League 2023/2024

    What a hit.
  18. HNIM

    Premier League 2023/2024

    Well worked by City.
  19. HNIM

    Spurs Youth Thread 23/24

    Did @Hercules type this for you?
  20. HNIM

    What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 23/24

    And had ten pints before the match.
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