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Jan 28, 2011
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No match thread on KUMB yet, as they're all focused on the possible Benrahma transfer. They're obviously excited, as one would be for a big transfer, yet still there's that nagging feeling that this isn't exactly what West Ham need or what David Moyes wants. As per usual, any excuse to slag the Board...

Any sensible person would have looked at our squad this summer and realised that it was paper thin at centre-back, full-back and in defensive midfield. At the end of the window, we have signed a right-back for less then 4m, we've loaned a centre-back for free and we're signing another fucking attacking midfielder for £30-odd million. I bet David Moyes looks at David Sullivan the same way my wife looks at me whenever she sends me out for milk and nappies and I come back with Thai sweet chili sensations and a rotisserie chicken. :ROFLMAO:

Sullivan went to the radio station claiming we have 8 wingers and that he won't spend our whole budget on 1 player - only to spend an entire budget on a winger. We are a 3 ring circus.


In case he was feeling left out, David Gold's penchant for not being able to differentiate between players got a mention too

Gold has just tweeted a picture of Benzema. :D

Before news broke that Benrahma won't now finish his medical until tomorrow.

Typical Sully. Even the fucking medical is in instalments...

The final word, however, goes to this poster...


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Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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No match thread on KUMB yet, as they're all focused on the possible Benrahma transfer. They're obviously excited, as one would be for a big transfer, yet still there's that nagging feeling that this isn't exactly what West Ham need or what David Moyes wants. As per usual, any excuse to slag the Board...

Any sensible person would have looked at our squad this summer and realised that it was paper thin at centre-back, full-back and in defensive midfield. At the end of the window, we have signed a right-back for less then 4m, we've loaned a centre-back for free and we're signing another fucking attacking midfielder for £30-odd million. I bet David Moyes looks at David Sullivan the same way my wife looks at me whenever she sends me out for milk and nappies and I come back with Thai sweet chili sensations and a rotisserie chicken. :ROFLMAO:

Sullivan went to the radio station claiming we have 8 wingers and that he won't spend our whole budget on 1 player - only to spend an entire budget on a winger. We are a 3 ring circus.


In case he was feeling left out, David Gold's penchant for not being able to differentiate between players got a mention too

Gold has just tweeted a picture of Benzema. :D

Before news broke that Benrahma won't now finish his medical until tomorrow.

Typical Sully. Even the fucking medical is in instalments...

The final word, however, goes to this poster...


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being reported now on talkshite that he's failed his medical, good old west ham, the club that keeps giving
 

wirE

I'm a well-known member
Sep 27, 2005
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SB fails his medical....This from a club that had Andy Carroll and Jack Wilshere on their books......!!

Honestly I’m a bit surprised at this. Do we know the reason for why he failed? Or did he just fake an injury to get out of the West Ham deal? ?
 

Col_M

Pointing out the Obvious
Feb 28, 2012
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Their match thread is open



A quick browse on Twitter seems to suggest the majority of Spurs fans think they will batter us.

I even saw one Tweet from a middle-aged man, saying that he was looking forward to this game more than he was looking forward to the Champions League final against Liverpool..

But they definitely don't care about this fixture, nope, not one bit.

Apparently Bale will make an appearance but Dier is out, more worried about Son than Bale to be honest.

A harsh lesson in reality coming. Bale is going to get a hat trick.

I’m going to have to hide from my Spurs neighbour for the rest of the week.

We hardly ever win three on the bounce.

Don't think we'll win this one chaps. They have been pony at home so are due a good win. Add Bale into the mix they arguably have the best front three in the league.

Despite that, the league is a weird one this year so anything can happen. We are also set up to be a counter attacking side which allowed us to give Wolves and Leicester a pasting, and you can expect Tottenham are going to press us from the off.

I'm quite worried about who than dirty fecker Son will take out in the game.
 

punky

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Sep 23, 2008
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West Ham have been trying to sign Benrahma who has apparently failed a medical. This made me laugh:

 
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slartibartfast

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Oct 21, 2012
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'I bet David Moyes looks at David Sullivan the same way my wife looks at me whenever she sends me out for milk and nappies and I come back with Thai sweet chili sensations and a rotisserie chicken.'

I know that look. What really hurts is you know she's right and you're gonna fk up again.
My last trip to the shop, pick up the chinese and 'go ito the shop and get me some lemonade' (so she can mix the 2 L of lemonade with 6L of gin.) Got the Chinese, fk I forgot my mask. I'll pop home and get it then comeback. Got mask. I went back.

Shop was shut.


Sorry luv.
Then the look :(
 

Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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'I bet David Moyes looks at David Sullivan the same way my wife looks at me whenever she sends me out for milk and nappies and I come back with Thai sweet chili sensations and a rotisserie chicken.'

I know that look. What really hurts is you know she's right and you're gonna fk up again.
My last trip to the shop, pick up the chinese and 'go ito the shop and get me some lemonade' (so she can mix the 2 L of lemonade with 6L of gin.) Got the Chinese, fk I forgot my mask. I'll pop home and get it then comeback. Got mask. I went back.

Shop was shut.


Sorry luv.
Then the look :(
They don’t sell lemonade at your Chinese takeaway place then?
 
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