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Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

o1fozzybear

Possibly the biggest fuckwit of all time!
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Will be a few unhappy people who will have already got a shirt with Lamela name and number on

Sure both of them will get over it in time
 

Romulus

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For the announcement I'd like the see a drone in the stadium slowly rising until it reveals bale riding the cock ??️.

Levy might not like it though lol
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
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Do you think they’ll just parachute out of the plane over the Tottenham stadium?
 

Curtis Peterson

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You ever go to pick a family member up at the airport and show up a few minutes late? Well, you better hope they never see you in this thread.
 

McFlash

In the corner, eating crayons.
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6 Music has been banging out some classic DnB for the past hour or so.
Certainly hasn't helped me from not bouncing about the house like a sugar fuelled toddler!
 

jazz15c

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I wonder if the golf thing was discussed during negotiations with Madrid. Can't imagine they'll want the piss taken out of them by it featuring as part of the announcement video.
Do we even normally do an announcement video for a loan signing? Although I do appreciate that is no ordinary loan signing...this is an M&S loan signing
 

curlacious

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47 minute drive from Luton Airport to Hotspur Way. I‘m thinking 2pm splashdown?
 

Dean

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Do you think they’ll just parachute out of the plane over the Tottenham stadium?
That would be an entrance! Bale / Reggie tandem jump (Reggie between Bale's legs, of course).

Film it, Bale smiles at the camera "I'm back, bitches".
 
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