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Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

teok

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Jose should have come into the press conference with a golf club but refused to discuss the transfer.
 

aussiespursguy

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Do you dicks know how hard it is to catch up from Australia?
Logged in at 144 pages and I'm up to 200 now. Fuck work tomorrow. I need to break the internet!
 

Amo

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Imagine Bale just busts in on Zoom and Jose says "well I guess he's a Spurs player now." as the Portals theme from Avengers Endgame scores each player logging in one by one while Daniel Levy looks around in astonishment, tears in his eyes.

Who else didn't sleep last night?
 

JacoZA

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Imagine Bale just busts in on Zoom and Jose says "well I guess he's a Spurs player now." as the Portals theme from Avengers Endgame scores each player logging in one by one while Daniel Levy looks around in astonishment, tears in his eyes.

Who else didn't sleep last night?
Guilty. So much design work to do, but my eyes are wrecked from checking everyone's avi's last night.
 

Stoof

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Do you dicks know how hard it is to catch up from Australia?
Logged in at 144 pages and I'm up to 200 now. Fuck work tomorrow. I need to break the internet!

Seems to be a pattern with Australians finding it hard to catch up to us ...

CRICKET REFERENCE ALERT
GOT HIM!
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tommo84

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Nigel reo coker on ssn can fuck off. Salty ****.

I didn’t mind what he said. He was right when he said we look like we’re missing an Eriksen type player rather than a Bale type player. What none of the media have acknowledged is that Bale has been treated like shit by the Real Madrid fans since his first 18 months at the club. He now wants to go somewhere where, not only will he play, but where he might feel loved again. I’m sure that he is as aware as Levy is that Spurs fans have been pining for him ever since he left.

On Reo-Coker, a mate of mine spent his final 2 years of uni watching a lot of Championship football and once (around 2005?) told me and another Spurs fan that (and I quote):
a) “What Spurs need is a player like Dean Whitehead”; and
b) “Nigel Reo-Coker will captain England

I made a £50 bet with him that b wouldn’t happen but the tight git claims that there’s still a remote possibility of it happening until the bloke is dead, so I’m still waiting for my £50!
 
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mil1lion

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Klansman was 30 when he signed for us if I recall so similar age to Bale.

* Edit - Apologies. Klinsmann and not Klansman. Bloody spell corrector.
He's also the same age as Aubameyang who Arsenal are celebrating signing a new contract
 

hughy

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He's also the same age as Aubameyang who Arsenal are celebrating signing a new contract
I think there's only like 1 month between them. According to Arsenal fans I know this doesn't count because Bale has had injuries and there for is "used up" and "past it".

Okay.
 
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