The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Pinball Wizard on DEADLINE DAY!

Archibald&Crooks said:

Finally. Sigh.

A little ditty about Tom Thumb.............(To the tune of Pinball Wizard by The Who)

Ever since he was a young boy
He played the transfer game
From Bradford down to Barca
He played them all the same
And I ain't seen nothing like him
Won't do big deals at all
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure doesn't sign fuck-all

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the transfer scene
Feeling all the angles
Never playing clean
He plays by intuition,
The contract counters fall
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure tries to sign fuck-all

He's a transfer wizard
There has got to be a twist
A transfer wizard,
We all know the ones he missed

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so tight?

Got the morals of a polecat
He loves to bid lowball
Don't see the deadline coming
Cares about fuck-all
The BSoDL always back him
That's why he'll never fall
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure doesn't sign fuck-all

OK today is the day of days.

Will Levy be a man or a mouse. Squeak up.
If we fail to bring in a striker is he a runt or a ****.
The cult of Levy, how has he got so many people mesmerised?
Dwarves. Is it true they are well hung?
Why do the police always wait until you're on your vinegar strokes before arresting you?
Farting, who dealt it, smelled it and who denied it, supplied it. True or False?

This thread will have the answers to these and many more questions!

Remember, No ITK bashing, no pictures or videos and NO TWITTER. We'll let this thread roll but within reason so do at least try to be reasonable and just for once have some self respect and give the rampant idiocy a breather

You ****s.

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Shanks said:

Let’s be honest, no club is going to let a quality asset leave in Jan, we are going to have to scrape the barrel so to speak to resolve a short term issue.
We have one of the very best strikers in the world who is injured for a short while, we need cover - difficult to replace and to find someone whose happy being second fiddle.

mid we get anyone, good, if we don’t - oh well let’s crack on.

we’ll be okay either way I reckon

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Nicki78 said:

The last point is bang on - I’d rather sign no-one then some of the players we’ve been linked with.

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Shanks said:

Let’s be honest, no club is going to let a quality asset leave in Jan, we are going to have to scrape the barrel so to speak to resolve a short term issue.
We have one of the very best strikers in the world who is injured for a short while, we need cover - difficult to replace and to find someone whose happy being second fiddle.

mid we get anyone, good, if we don’t - oh well let’s crack on.

we’ll be okay either way I reckon

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tony0379 said:

So why let Llorente go in the summer, with no back up? We do it to ourselves.

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dovahkiin said:

on bale:
BEN: The are trying 100% for him but just don’t see it but u never know
dragon1: Gone from 1% chance to 20% chance I would say right now

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dovahkiin said:

on bale:
BEN: The are trying 100% for him but just don’t see it but u never know
dragon1: Gone from 1% chance to 20% chance I would say right now

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wrd said:

Mate go have a look at the list of players that have moved this window, to say nobody is going to let a quality asset go is just plain incorrect.

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dovahkiin said:

on bale:
BEN: The are trying 100% for him but just don’t see it but u never know
dragon1: Gone from 1% chance to 20% chance I would say right now

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dovahkiin said:

on bale:
BEN: The are trying 100% for him but just don’t see it but u never know
dragon1: Gone from 1% chance to 20% chance I would say right now

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tony0379 said:

So why let Llorente go in the summer, with no back up? We do it to ourselves.

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WhiteStripe said:

It's far from plain incorrect. Have a look at the list yourself. What quality assets have been allowed to leave in the area we are looking to strengthen?

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dovahkiin said:

on bale:
BEN: The are trying 100% for him but just don’t see it but u never know
dragon1: Gone from 1% chance to 20% chance I would say right now

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