The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Pinball Wizard on DEADLINE DAY!

Archibald&Crooks said:

Finally. Sigh.

A little ditty about Tom Thumb.............(To the tune of Pinball Wizard by The Who)

Ever since he was a young boy
He played the transfer game
From Bradford down to Barca
He played them all the same
And I ain't seen nothing like him
Won't do big deals at all
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure doesn't sign fuck-all

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the transfer scene
Feeling all the angles
Never playing clean
He plays by intuition,
The contract counters fall
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure tries to sign fuck-all

He's a transfer wizard
There has got to be a twist
A transfer wizard,
We all know the ones he missed

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so tight?

Got the morals of a polecat
He loves to bid lowball
Don't see the deadline coming
Cares about fuck-all
The BSoDL always back him
That's why he'll never fall
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure doesn't sign fuck-all

OK today is the day of days.

Will Levy be a man or a mouse. Squeak up.
If we fail to bring in a striker is he a runt or a ****.
The cult of Levy, how has he got so many people mesmerised?
Dwarves. Is it true they are well hung?
Why do the police always wait until you're on your vinegar strokes before arresting you?
Farting, who dealt it, smelled it and who denied it, supplied it. True or False?

This thread will have the answers to these and many more questions!

Remember, No ITK bashing, no pictures or videos and NO TWITTER. We'll let this thread roll but within reason so do at least try to be reasonable and just for once have some self respect and give the rampant idiocy a breather

You ****s.

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Archibald&Crooks said:

Finally. Sigh.

A little ditty about Tom Thumb.............(To the tune of Pinball Wizard by The Who)

Ever since he was a young boy
He played the transfer game
From Bradford down to Barca
He played them all the same
And I ain't seen nothing like him
Won't do big deals at all
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure doesn't sign fuck-all

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the transfer scene
Feeling all the angles
Never playing clean
He plays by intuition,
The contract counters fall
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure tries to sign fuck-all

He's a transfer wizard
There has got to be a twist
A transfer wizard,
We all know the ones he missed

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so tight?

Got the morals of a polecat
He loves to bid lowball
Don't see the deadline coming
Cares about fuck-all
The BSoDL always back him
That's why he'll never fall
That bald, dwarfy chairman
Sure doesn't sign fuck-all

OK today is the day of days.

Will Levy be a man or a mouse. Squeak up.
If we fail to bring in a striker is he a runt or a ****.
The cult of Levy, how has he got so many people mesmerised?
Dwarves. Is it true they are well hung?
Why do the police always wait until you're on your vinegar strokes before arresting you?
Farting, who dealt it, smelled it and who denied it, supplied it. True or False?

This thread will have the answers to these and many more questions!

Remember, No ITK bashing, no pictures or videos and NO TWITTER. We'll let this thread roll but within reason so do at least try to be reasonable and just for once have some self respect and give the rampant idiocy a breather

You ****s.

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freeeki said:

Will Levy’s chequebook leave his manbag before Britain leaves the EU? That is the question.

Come on, you bald git, make our day.

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Stoof said:

Tier 5

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Stoof said:

Tier 5

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Marantz said:

It’s Levy time!

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N17TJK said:

JJ on twitter......

“People getting all bitter & twisted & the window hasn’t even shut yet. If nothing happens then you can whinge & moan to everyone else on Twitter & say the same old sh*t but it won’t make any difference.Even if we bring someone in people will whinge & mosn that they aren’t quality.”

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