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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    I appreciate that you're sufficiently open-minded to consider someone who plays for another team, but not only does Alisha Lehmann play for another team, but she also plays for the other team and therefore would not necessarily be disposed to consider you. Lehmann is famously in a relationship...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    The West Ham way... :D
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    Match Ratings Ratings vs Chelsea

    Two goal-line clearances, a fantastic challenge on Abraham and frankly not a great deal less immobile than the rest of the team, my MOTM is the woodwork. :grumpy:
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    Some sides are derided for being a one-man team. West Ham, however, have taken it to another level. They are a not-as-good-as-one-man team...
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    Match Threads Aston Villa vs Spurs - Match Thread

    Lots of love for Grealish in this thread, but when it comes to showering affection on Villa players today, then I'm with Robbie Williams. I'm loving Engels instead. :singing:
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    What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 19/20

    Villa Talk Yes. Yes it would. :D
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    Man City Banned From UCL For 2 years

    I don't want to take this too far off track, but I think it's fair to say that Batman was hardly a genius detective. I mean every fucking episode was a variation on... Commissioner Gordon: We found this riddle at the scene of the crime, Batman Batman: Hmm, this could be the work of the...
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    Man City Banned From UCL For 2 years

    Banned from the Champions League for two years is an incredibly serious punishment. Makes me wonder what Arsenal did to be banned for at least three, probably four. I texted my Arsenal friend to ask him but he just told me to fuck off, so it must be a touchy subject.
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    To be fair to the West Ham board, that's one they did deliver on. They promised European nights. And there have been. Two of them. They beat the third best team in Slovenia 3-0 at home in the third qualifying round of the Europa League (4-2 on aggregate). And then there was this...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    So Manchester City versus West Ham has been postponed. The glass half-full Hammers have received the news thus: Good news IMO. Time for a couple more to get fit? To which the glass half-empty Hammers came back with: More likely, time for more to break down in training :D The optimists...
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    Spurs Youth - 2019/20

    I'd never heard of this until now. Yet the Official Site has a couple of archived pages on where ex-players were plying their trade once they'd left Tottenham. And, if you look under 'W', you'll see that Des Walker is down as a former youth player...
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    What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 19/20

    Saints fans still not having it that Odd Bod Junior dragged Sonny down for the penalty. Thought this was one of the more creative responses though... Although when Son lined up the penalty, it was never going to stay tutu... :sorry:
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    What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 19/20

    Saints Web. Not fans of 'Oh when the Spurs' apparently...
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    Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

    West Ham have announced that they're to install two new tiers of seats closer to their London Stadium pitch in time for the 2020-21 season. 'Is there any visualisation of this project?' asks someone (as if any graphical visualisation of what the OS would look like has ever resembled the...
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