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Player Watch: Serge Aurier

dtxspurs

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Pretty funny stat: Serge has broken lockdown (3) more times than Spurs had a clean sheet in 2020 (2).
 

DJS

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Dec 9, 2006
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Sums up Aurier and his stupidity / arrogance in general really.
 

Tottenhamboy85

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I wonder why players like lamela and Toby who clearly have had their hair done aren’t getting as much flak.
 

cozzo

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Jan 2, 2005
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Aurier had a haircut and everyone loses their shit. Lamela has one and its featured on the club twitter.
 

dontcallme

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Mar 18, 2005
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But the club made a thing of lamela changing hair colour.

Just seems it’s like aurier is just a easy target to go after.
Lots of people get their hair done at home. Hair colouring can easily be done by a partner.

As far as I can see Serge has broken lockdown rules and put it on social media, the others haven't. His actions are making him an easy target.
 

Timberwolf

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Jan 17, 2008
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He is an actual moron.
I struggle to think of a stupider Spurs player. We've had a few idiots over the years who love a bit of self sabotage or are braindead on the pitch, but Aurier stands out as uniquely moronic - almost aggressively so.

In fact one of the key reasons we were able to sign him in the first place is that he was effectively banned by PSG for calling Laurent Blanc a f****t on a public webchat, along with slagging off other teammates.

Add in the numerous stupid penalties, red cards, lockdown violations...you almost have to applaud his levels of dumbness.
 

Monkey boy

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The guy is a complete moron and the fact that the likes of nothing more than an average footballer gets paid as much as he does just about sums up everything that’s wrong with the game today. Whatever way he wants to dress it up, he broke lock down rules. All the tests show is that he was negative at the time of taking the test.
 

Timberwolf

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Jan 17, 2008
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The guy is a complete moron and the fact that the likes of nothing more than an average footballer gets paid as much as he does just about sums up everything that’s wrong with the game today. Whatever way he wants to dress it up, he broke lock down rules. All the tests show is that he was negative at the time of taking the test.
Yeah definitely wrong and he should be ashamed of himself, but weirdly I can't get too annoyed at Serge. Unlike some players who are clearly quite calculating in their stupid actions (Walker with the escorts, CHO, Grealish, etc) I honestly think Serge is just bumbling through life without a care in the world and barely even realises what he's doing is wrong. Similar to how he's clinically incapable of not putting in a late challenge in the box when 1v1 in a tight game.

Weren't 2 of the 3 incidents breaking lockdown discovered because he posted about them himself? I don't think he's a bad egg, I think he's just thick AF.
 

wrd

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Yea and get a neat cut on top and fade. Unless his wife’s a stylist I doubt it was done by her

Fair enough, I do however feel like the only person here who didn't do a 360 degree audit of Lamela's head recently.
 
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