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SugarRay

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Jul 6, 2011
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If that’s true, it’s simply a smart and pretty obvious request to make by the lad.

Everytime I’ve seen him he’s looked very average
 

TorontoYid

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May 30, 2013
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Just had a thought when I was browsing here. Why do West Ham fans still sing I'm forever blowing Bubbles? The only Bubbles I can think of is this one:

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Cornpattbuck

Well-Known Member
Jul 23, 2013
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Are West Ham playing the attacking midfielder lottery? Feels like they have 50,000 of the bubbles (float briefly then swiftly burst).
 
Jan 28, 2011
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Congratulations to West Ham for signing Jarrod Bowen for a fee that may rise to £22m. Obviously a lay out that big requires some savings elsewhere in the club, so they've sacked the guy who normally does the 'Welcome to West Ham' videos.

That's the only reason I can think of for this abomination, though I'm not sure what's worse. The imagery of 'the lights going out on West Ham'? The 'Blair Witch Project' reveal? The awful soundtrack? The gruesome lighting? Bowen patting the West Ham badge despite having begged to go to Newcastle over them? The hilariously wobbly camera work? Or the genuinely shite graphics at the end?

All were frankly laughable and/or disturbing, although not quite as laughable and/or disturbing as the 'Smell my ear wax' pointy gesture at 31 seconds. I've seen horror films that left me less unnerved.

Let's hope he turns out to be as shite as his welcome video. If he is, then West Ham are a dead team walking.

 

WePlayWednesday

Essex Yid ??
Jun 14, 2019
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Congratulations to West Ham for signing Jarrod Bowen for a fee that may rise to £22m. Obviously a lay out that big requires some savings elsewhere in the club, so they've sacked the guy who normally does the 'Welcome to West Ham' videos.

That's the only reason I can think of for this abomination, though I'm not sure what's worse. The imagery of 'the lights going out on West Ham'? The 'Blair Witch Project' reveal? The awful soundtrack? The gruesome lighting? Bowen patting the West Ham badge despite having begged to go to Newcastle over them? The hilariously wobbly camera work? Or the genuinely shite graphics at the end?

All were frankly laughable and/or disturbing, although not quite as laughable and/or disturbing as the 'Smell my ear wax' pointy gesture at 31 seconds. I've seen horror films that left me less unnerved.

Let's hope he turns out to be as shite as his welcome video. If he is, then West Ham are a dead team walking.


I liked the shots of their empty soulless bowl too. ?
 

WePlayWednesday

Essex Yid ??
Jun 14, 2019
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Congratulations to West Ham for signing Jarrod Bowen for a fee that may rise to £22m. Obviously a lay out that big requires some savings elsewhere in the club, so they've sacked the guy who normally does the 'Welcome to West Ham' videos.

That's the only reason I can think of for this abomination, though I'm not sure what's worse. The imagery of 'the lights going out on West Ham'? The 'Blair Witch Project' reveal? The awful soundtrack? The gruesome lighting? Bowen patting the West Ham badge despite having begged to go to Newcastle over them? The hilariously wobbly camera work? Or the genuinely shite graphics at the end?

All were frankly laughable and/or disturbing, although not quite as laughable and/or disturbing as the 'Smell my ear wax' pointy gesture at 31 seconds. I've seen horror films that left me less unnerved.

Let's hope he turns out to be as shite as his welcome video. If he is, then West Ham are a dead team walking.


Doesn’t his transfer fee go above the annual losses by quite a bit? How will they pay for him when they go down?! ?
 

UncleBuck

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Aug 20, 2003
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So is this lad that’s going to help them stay up? Seriously?
No pressure sunshine, just hope the rumours that you requested a get out clause were honoured!
 

spurs mental

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Mar 10, 2007
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Is it just me that thinks it's absolutely tin pot with how they announce him as "the highly rated". I can't think of any other club that does that.
 

PLTuck

Eternal Optimist
Aug 22, 2006
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Is it just me that thinks it's absolutely tin pot with how they announce him as "the highly rated". I can't think of any other club that does that.


They are using the in game FM scouts, as they've only got 1 real one. I'm surprised they didn't go all in and say he has 5 star potential
 

Mr.D

Old Member
Dec 2, 2014
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Congratulations to West Ham for signing Jarrod Bowen for a fee that may rise to £22m. Obviously a lay out that big requires some savings elsewhere in the club, so they've sacked the guy who normally does the 'Welcome to West Ham' videos.

That's the only reason I can think of for this abomination, though I'm not sure what's worse. The imagery of 'the lights going out on West Ham'? The 'Blair Witch Project' reveal? The awful soundtrack? The gruesome lighting? Bowen patting the West Ham badge despite having begged to go to Newcastle over them? The hilariously wobbly camera work? Or the genuinely shite graphics at the end?

All were frankly laughable and/or disturbing, although not quite as laughable and/or disturbing as the 'Smell my ear wax' pointy gesture at 31 seconds. I've seen horror films that left me less unnerved.

Let's hope he turns out to be as shite as his welcome video. If he is, then West Ham are a dead team walking.


Smell my earwax pointy gesture.
Bravo Sir. Genius, as usual.
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Is it just me that thinks it's absolutely tin pot with how they announce him as "the highly rated". I can't think of any other club that does that.

And that arm crossing... cringe...

I’m sure they only started doing that when the brothers of dildo took over...
 
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