- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning ITK freaks.....
As for the ITK, well, absolutely nothing of note happened yesterday. Again Have I said good morning? I think I did.........anyway......Good morning ITK freaks........
As for the ITK, well, absolutely nothing of note happened yesterday. Again
I'm starting to feel strange........Have we been here before? I'm sure we have........Good morning ITK freaks.....
As for the ITK, well, absolutely nothing of note happened yesterday. Again Everything is spinning and hetting blurry, I feel like i'm in a whirlpoooooooool
Oh no! We're trapped in a space time warp continiue-um black hole type thingy, comdemned to forever live the same events every day.
To spend eternity waiting for a signing. Reading reports and ITK linking us with this player or that. Forever in a loop of the same players, info and whinging. Each day will be filled with tight assed whingers moaning someone said good morning, a couple of posters waving the dicks in the air and barging into eachother like skinheads bopping and vaginal repair work requiring scaffolding and traffic cones as well as three gangs of tarmaccing pikeys.
Still.....ah well. It ain't that bad. Or is it? Think of poor Danny boy. Trapped in a world where deadline day never arrives. Forever pacing up and down awaiting his big moment. It'll drive him insane. All he'll have left is negotiating players contracts, no players in, no players out.
But we get to keep Gareth Bale! At least until he loses his pace and his ears drop. In the future I can see the ITK now........The 73 year old William Gallas signed a 2yr contract extension. Bale is still going nowhere. Nobody is going nowhere. There won't be any room for ITK in colours. It might actually be worthwhile just for that.
To lift the boredom, Levy invents a board game called 'On the Brink', a brilliant cross between Countdown, Monopoly and Mousetrap, where you have to skillfully move footballers around the board, avoiding pitfalls such as being injured by a great big falling cage, or getting cards such as 'Move back three spaces, do not pass FFP, do not collect TV money' and beating the clock to make a signing, by rearranging randomly picked letters to form a players name.............
But what's that you say? We aren't trapped in a vicious groundhog day jerk circle? I'm making it up? I'm dreaming?
Shit........Are you sure? Blimey, it all seemed so real......... OK then, i'll take your word for it. What a relief. But please tell me the vaginal stuff was true? Give me something to live for.......It was? Cool. How weird was that? Groundhog day huh? Yes, yes, i'll take my tablets.........OK i've got a thread to do.......
Good morning ITK freaks...........