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smudger

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Did I hear someone say itk?!
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hoodlum

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I've masturbated 8500 times since the last itk. This is gettin ridiculous
 

Indisguise

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I've masturbated 8500 times since the last itk. This is gettin ridiculous
I like the new regime, but can we employ 'Arry as our new DoF cos then we'd have a plethora of ITK and wouldn't have to sit here just fiddlin' with our bits.
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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Since when are players integral to transfer negotiations? That's why they have agents! ;)


Yeah I know & get that mate. I'm just wondering if it's maybe the reason why we've gone from 2 pretty active days, to literally a day of nothing. I also understand that our beloved world of ITK will never be a continuous stream of incoming info, I'm just trying think of (desperately seeking) a reason for todays lull. I hope I've explained that OK?
 

Syn_13

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44p per second apparently.
Tax free.

But, think about the star names who went to Russia - how long will it take for the novelty to wear off and them to want to play for real fans?

He earns more in an hour than I do in a month......with overtime!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I feel depressed all of a sudden. :cry:
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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He earns more in an hour than I do in a month......with overtime!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I feel depressed all of a sudden. :cry:



Don't be depressed, mate. His career could be cut short tomorrow via a bad challenge in training, or a slip on the treadmill etc etc, ligaments end up fucked & he'll never play football again, and there's absolutely no other jobs in the world you know & he'll only have about £30mil in the bank. Luckily for you, there's no way on earth that you could step outside your front door in the morning, get hit by a car & end up being left DISABLED for life, ie unable to work at all, or provide for your family via the unbelievably generous wage you're already earning..

You've got nothing at all to be depressed about, sleep well :banghead:
 

Lilbaz

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He earns more in an hour than I do in a month......with overtime!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I feel depressed all of a sudden. :cry:


What hours does he work though? 2 hours training a day + 3-4 hours a week actually playing? Time to make a smoothie from your medicine cabinet. I know I have.
 

THOWIG

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One way or another what impresses me whether you believe the ITK or not is that we are finally being linked with some of the best young talent. About time.

We sell the likes of Modric etc but at least at Spurs they get the playing time.
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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What hours does he work though? 2 hours training a day + 3-4 hours a week actually playing? Time to make a smoothie from your medicine cabinet. I know I have.



You know what, mate? Even the word "work" makes my fucking blood boil :mad:..

I get it, they're talented players, born with a gift that most of us dream of having. However, "work"? I should coco!!
 

talkshowhost86

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One way or another what impresses me whether you believe the ITK or not is that we are finally being linked with some of the best young talent. About time.

We sell the likes of Modric etc but at least at Spurs they get the playing time.


Do you not pine for the days of being linked with Phil Neville just a bit?
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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One way or another what impresses me whether you believe the ITK or not is that we are finally being linked with some of the best young talent. About time.

We sell the likes of Modric etc but at least at Spurs they get the playing time.



But is it "ITK" that's linking us with that young talent mate? I can only really remember vague reports from even more vague articles on the internet, which ended up being posted on here. But REAL genuine info from our more respected ITK sources? Hasn't it mainly been comments about Damiao & Villa?

Or is that just the fact that I've had a few too many & can't remember others right now?
 

CoopsieDeadpool

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Perhaps not when you are from a third world country.


Then you can DEMAND £175k p/w & put in fuck all effort for 95% of the time you're supposed to be doing your job?

What do they need to earn so much money for anyway? I've seen the adverts, you can feed a child for £5 per month, vaccinate a child for £2 per month, I wish my kids were that bloody cheap to feed & ensure their good health.

*and i hope you recognise I'm just being an idiot because I simply don't think ANYONE needs to earn the sort of money we're discussing*
 
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