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I would take him ahead of Suarez, too. I'm just saying I think he has stalled and my feeling on the matter is that he has, in fact, peaked.
Rooney scored 27 league goals last season and 35 from 44 games in all competitions. If he's stalling at that level of goal return, I think he'll be alright.

I do understand what you mean though, and I agree to an extent. But I think a part of it is the players he has around him not being up to his level. In my opinion, Rooney was at his best when he had Ronaldo in the team as well as Giggs and Scholes being a couple of years younger.

Or maybe it's that he's been at United too long now. He's spent 8 years there and he's only 26. I think he probably needs a move to reignite the spark that hasn't been there for a while now at United. Only problem is I can't see anyone offering the kind of money it would take to get United to accept.
 

SteveH

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Cant see Suarez staying. He will be off ASAP.

Cant say the game here will miss him.
 

Danny1

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Right my turn :) :

GK - Friedel v Reina - Probably take Reina due to age, but its pretty close.
RB - Walker v Johnson - Walker all ... day ... long ...
CB - Kaboul v Skrtel - Again pretty close but Kaboul has better attributes.
CB - Vertonghen v Agger - Time will tell.
LB - Assou-Ekotto v Enrique - Both similar levels.
CM - Sandro v Lucas - Sandro for me.
CM - Modric v Gerrard - Modric is better hence the imminent move to Real Madrid!
LM - Bale v Downing - Ahem ha-ha, no contest!
RM - Van der Vaart v Henderson - Ahem ha-ha, no contest!
AM - Sigurdsson v Suarez - Even though he is a dirty rotten rat faced scum bag Suarez is a good player & is better than Sigs at this moment.
ST - Adebayor v Borini - Adebayor is double the player Borini is at the moment.
 

Kingellesar

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Cant see Suarez staying. He will be off ASAP.

Cant say the game here will miss him.

I dunno. I think he will stay one more season, then move on. Trouble is who would take him? Can't see many clubs going for him, maybe an Italian team.

It is ok though, they have Borini! Practically best striker in the world.
 

panoma

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And whats with their love for Lucas btw? They seem to think he is the worlds best DM over there. Cant wait until he is fit and beeing left out of Brazils team due to the much better player Sandro is
 

StartingPrice

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And whats with their love for Lucas btw? They seem to think he is the worlds best DM over there. Cant wait until he is fit and beeing left out of Brazils team due to the much better player Sandro is

Delusional people think things that are not rational ;)
 

Kingellesar

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Lucas was hated by most of them I thought then suddenly he was the best player in the world. Liverpool cant just have good players though, they are either not good enough for the club (Aquilanni, Carroll), world class (lucas and Suarez) or Club legends (Carragher and Gerrard).

Must be amazing to be a Liverpool supporter. /dislike every Liverpool fan I know :p
 

DJS

A hoonter must hoont
Dec 9, 2006
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Right my turn :) :

GK - Friedel v Reina - Probably take Reina due to age, but its pretty close.
RB - Walker v Johnson - Walker all ... day ... long ...
CB - Kaboul v Skrtel - Again pretty close but Kaboul has better attributes.
CB - Vertonghen v Agger - Time will tell.
LB - Assou-Ekotto v Enrique - Both similar levels.
CM - Sandro v Lucas - Sandro for me.
CM - Modric v Gerrard - Modric is better hence the imminent move to Real Madrid!
LM - Bale v Downing - Ahem ha-ha, no contest!
RM - Van der Vaart v Henderson - Ahem ha-ha, no contest!
AM - Sigurdsson v Suarez - Even though he is a dirty rotten rat faced scum bag Suarez is a good player & is better than Sigs at this moment.
ST - Adebayor v Borini - Adebayor is double the player Borini is at the moment.

VDV is not... a RM...

I wish people would love and value Lennon a little bit more, the wee lad is class... :cry:
 

DJS

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Dec 9, 2006
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Rooney does blow hot and cold way too much to be fair.

I'd still take him over Suarez who's not been that prolific for Liverpool consider their adulation of him.

Rooney can either be shit-hot or just fucking shit.

He needs to sort his mentality out - he's basically a scum bag though so it would be difficult for him.

I'd always have him up top for England but it does pain me as I admire his football ability when he turns it on, but really dislike him otherwise.
 

panoma

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Ah the thugs over at Liverpool just cant help themself can they?

"Liverpool continued pre-season preparations earlier today with a behind-closed-doors friendly with Rochdale Town at Melwood, which was abandoned after 55 minutes as a result of a serious injury to one of the Lancashire club's players.

Rochdale striker Reece Gray suffered a serious ankle injury in the 50th minute of the game**, and it sounds like a major incident, especially given the fact he was rushed to Accident and Emergency for an urgent operation. Reece tweeted from the hospital:
"Thanks for all the messages people. Really appreciate it!.. Jus hope that the op goes well, and should be back playing football soon as!""
 

StartingPrice

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Ah the thugs over at Liverpool just cant help themself can they?

"Liverpool continued pre-season preparations earlier today with a behind-closed-doors friendly with Rochdale Town at Melwood, which was abandoned after 55 minutes as a result of a serious injury to one of the Lancashire club's players.

Rochdale striker Reece Gray suffered a serious ankle injury in the 50th minute of the game**, and it sounds like a major incident, especially given the fact he was rushed to Accident and Emergency for an urgent operation. Reece tweeted from the hospital:
"Thanks for all the messages people. Really appreciate it!.. Jus hope that the op goes well, and should be back playing football soon as!""

Liverpool...the new Wimbledon :giggle:
 

C0YS

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Ah the thugs over at Liverpool just cant help themself can they?

"Liverpool continued pre-season preparations earlier today with a behind-closed-doors friendly with Rochdale Town at Melwood, which was abandoned after 55 minutes as a result of a serious injury to one of the Lancashire club's players.

Rochdale striker Reece Gray suffered a serious ankle injury in the 50th minute of the game**, and it sounds like a major incident, especially given the fact he was rushed to Accident and Emergency for an urgent operation. Reece tweeted from the hospital:
"Thanks for all the messages people. Really appreciate it!.. Jus hope that the op goes well, and should be back playing football soon as!""

Was it Adam by any chance? ...
 

Toela65

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I liked this one:
"Suarez V Rooney. Suarez all day for me. The guy is so much more skillful than Rooney. Rooney has become slow and cant beat a man. He is well past his best. Suarez is on the up. Advantage Liverpool." :ROFLMAO: I despise Rooney because he is a foul-mouthed little thug, but he is about 4 (wholly arbitrary) levels better than the Mole-Rat - WACKO!

Honestly, they continue to delude themselves while a chasm opens up beneath waiting to swallow them - they delusional comments are so funny I may hurt myself laughing at them. I may have to buy one of those Laughing Sailor machines you used to get at the seaside and at Fairs :LOL:

If they had any sense, they would be backing Brendan Rodgers, who I actually rate, on an immediate aim of getting back into CL contention (and that is just the contention bit), which I would reckon will take about 3 years - but they are so convinced that they should be challenging for the title and wildly overestimating the quality of the players that they have, that I doubt they will give him more than two. As I said on the thread on the subject, a good manager but a terrible choice of job IMHO.

Perfect example of why these threads are pointless.

Every fans clubs do it. I have seen several threads on Liverpool, Arsenal, Villa and Not606 called "Lets all Laugh at Spurs" where you will find numerous postings comparing players etc that too non-Spurs fans also sound as deluded as those LFC fans do.

I always laugh when I see these soughts of thread as they appear on EVERY forums with a different teams name in the title and then claims of said fans being deluded.

I have seen some stuff on that .TV forum which is just laughable over the last couple of years so were all capable of being biased towards our team and over-exaggerating how bad our rivals are etc and then rival fans reading this and thinking their 'deluded'.

Spurs fans say plenty of stuff that make LFC fans think their on crack, LFC fans say stuff that Man U fans think is deluded, Gooner fans say stuff we all thinks deluded, Newcastle fans say etc etc. Round and round we go.

To think that it is only LFC fans who say stuff like this just means your blind to the fact your own team and other rivals teams all say stuff that to other fans seems deluded.

Were all just as bad.

P.S on my two LFC forums no-one is talking about top 4 or title challenge. I haven't heard LFC fans talking about challenging for the title since 2009 yet we are alway accused of claiming we can win the league or come top 4 etc etc and that just isn't the case accept for a few idiots.

The problem with the internet and things like Twitter is that it has given a very vocal pl;atform for a teams minority dickheads to spout their ridiculous opinions. The stuff you read on RAWK, or Twitter or comment sections are not what anybody who actually has a season ticket thinks yet because of these mediums all LFC fans get tarred with the same brush.

If rival fans actually came and spent a week with normal, match-going Liverpool fans I get the feeling they would be in for a shock as we are nothing like the agenda-driven media suggests.
 

Toela65

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I have to be honest I can't stand their pretentious moron fans, however they really are not massively important to me, and I think we could well have egg on our face later this coming season.

I think they may do ok this season. Not league challengers but certainly up there competing.

Perfect example. No real Liverpool fans expect a title challenge or to finish top 4. All we want to see is improvement from last season and a better brand of football on the pitch and we'll be happy for now.
 
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