Why Red Tops are Worthless

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Oh dear

 

[Shadydan]

You just discovered that now?

 

[Dougal]

Was the question by a 5 year old? Who was the superest bestest goalscorer for the Tottenham club ever?

Anyway, duh...

 

[Col_M]

You’re basically paying 25p for a picture of a model in her underwear, a crossword you can complete in 5 minutes and a TV listing.


I once had to buy my dad who was staying with us a paper and asked him what he wanted. He told me The Star. He’s old, so I wasn’t going to argue. Went to the coop and picked up a loaf of bread and the Star. Luckily they had self service tills so I didn’t have to be looked at as a simpleton by the cashier.

 

[hellava_tough]

You’re basically paying 25p for a picture of a model in her underwear, a crossword you can complete in 5 minutes and a TV listing.


I once had to buy my dad who was staying with us a paper and asked him what he wanted. He told me The Star. He’s old, so I wasn’t going to argue. Went to the coop and picked up a loaf of bread and the Star. Luckily they had self service tills so I didn’t have to be looked at as a simpleton by the cashier.

They've got you on camera buddy!!

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Never Red

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

You just discovered that now?

Obviously not, but figured a lot of people here who live and die (and vote) based on what red tops say could do with seeing this.
For the record, I was on it as it linked from somewhere else and who can't resist a Spurs quiz?

 

[WorcesterTHFC]

They've got you on camera buddy!!

And it's now on Youtube.

 

[Col_M]

And it's now on Youtube.

Its ok, I hid it in between a copy of Razzle