What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 19/20

[DiscoD1882]

Can we change the thread name to what our opponents fans are doing?

Ta.

 

[Sir Henry]

A bit like City did to us at the weekend, I remember we absolutely smashed Newcastle at home a good few years back.... we lost 0-1. No matter how good you are, results never go the way they should. I wouldnt be surprised if these nob jockeys turned up and got something.

 

[Gb160]

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103885.0

Just reading this, their fans expect and hope they get thrashed.

They've got a great sense of humour up there, the poo-smeared weirdos.

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Just ask me to explain, it is easier to have a conversation about it rather than trying to mask stupidity with humour.

Me no understand

 

[Marty]

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103885.0

Just reading this, their fans expect and hope they get thrashed.

Arsenal at home? That's a paddlin. Norwich away? That's a paddlin. Spurs away? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin!

They’re going to get their arseholes ripped out. And it’s LIVE!!!!

Mmmmm, teared rectum.

I read that like Homer Simpson

Gonna get bummed to f***. Bruce might as well have them all bending over from tomorrow so he can start applying the lube. All he's good for.

Is kinky arse stuff all the rage up there or something?

 

[Lilbaz]

Is kinky arse stuff all the rage up there or something?

Shh otherwise houdini will move. Tbf our lot are just as bad.

 

[jurgen]

Can we change the thread name to what our opponents fans are doing?

Ta.

who our opponents fans are tarmacking

 

[davidmatzdorf]

A bit like City did to us at the weekend, I remember we absolutely smashed Newcastle at home a good few years back.... we lost 0-1. No matter how good you are, results never go the way they should. I wouldnt be surprised if these nob jockeys turned up and got something.

That was the game when Tim Krul made 22 saves. A new height in frustration was achieved that day.

 

[Shadydan]

That was the game when Tim Krul made 22 saves. A new height in frustration was achieved that day.

 

[Tucker]

The barcodes really don't like Brooce/Brewcie do they

In a way I feel a little sorry for Brucie. His boyhood club, dream job etc. But they all hate him because a) he’s not up to it, and b) Mike Ashley.

 

[JCRD]

I remember that game, i was there - so frustrated.

My key take away from the video though - Sissoko actually got a shot on target

 

[Sir Henry]

That was the game when Tim Krul made 22 saves. A new height in frustration was achieved that day.

I think that was the one of the games that a little bit of me died inside. Not fair, took on a whole new meaning to me.

 

[topper]

Is kinky arse stuff all the rage up there or something?

I was wandering that and also wandering whether A&C is a closet Geordie?

 

[Col_M]

Tarmacking? I thought it was known as a "Hot lunch".

We’re more soffisticated down sarf.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

Slightly? You a freak, huh?

I don't even like being naked when im the only one in the room, it seems unnecessary.

 

[Joshua shepherd]

Did I just watch Sissoko hit the target? ?

 

[HodisGawd]

Is kinky arse stuff all the rage up there or something?

Didn't you see all the stuff about "True Geordie" yesterday?

No, I didn't know who he was either, but it's very silly.

 

[RichieS]

Didn't you see all the stuff about "True Geordie" yesterday?

No, I didn't know who he was either, but it's very silly.

I think that's what @Marty was alluding to.

 

[JeremyPaxton]

Just to stick my 2 penneth in, I used to live a 2 minute drive from City's ground.
When you come out of the away end the police shuffle you down the road towards the city centre/station. The immediate road borders one of the poorest/roughest estates in Manchester ; Berwick/Bradford. Away fans often get set upon there, kids from the estate (Im pretty convinced many haven't even been to the match) can cause some trouble and melt back into the estate, the police struggle to manage it because it's a really wide road and the gits hide in the trees, shout spurs songs then set upon the away fans who respond.
My advice is always to keep your heads down for the first half a mile

I was in our end in 2010 when Crouch’s goal gave us the last CL slot ahead of them. The police kept us back for over an hour after the final whistle but we still had half of the road and bus stops on the way back to town throw at us. The police didn’t seem to care that random locals were running around with street signs trying to hit Spurs fans...

 

[scat1620]

I already have a massive soft spot for Newcastle-Online.org - it's the best non-Spurs forum out there for a taste of what neutral fans are saying about us and our Premier League rivals IMO - but this post in their match thread about our game was especially funny:

The entire world getting this absolute fucking snuff film on their tv's.

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103885.msg7062446#msg7062446