What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[CoopsieDeadpool]

KUMB:

Can see it now.... Son, superb player, cutting in for the up-tenth time and curling in a cracker from the edge of the box. That coupled with another shocker from the officials meaning we need to score 2/3 to win!! Unfortunately can't see us getting anything but would settle for a point!!

These are exactly the types of games we turn up and win. 2-1 West Ham

Even if Kane was playing I'd still be saying Son's the player to watch, a cracking player and really makes them tick.
I hope the players don't need reminding that this is a big game.

Really not looking forward to this, not won for a while, yesterday was our best chance to change that. Saddens me to say it but I honestly can’t see us getting another point this season

First team to win at the Emirates
First team to win at the bottle bank

A win here would be lovely and make up for a lot this season. Unfortunately I can't see it happening.
3-0 Spurs

Despise these lot. They have a very strange fan base.

We've run into some form at the right time. It's in Pellegrini's hands.

They have far more to play for than us, so we can play with a bit of freedom and expression, so let's just give this a go

Who's their nominated diver in Kane's absence?

First team to win away at the Emirates (and was about this time of season in 2007 IIRC?).

A very tempting double feather in the cap here should be an incentive and a half. And having seen the pretty decent prices for beer in their new gaff, our lot might be able to cram in an extra noise-inducing pint beforehand even for a lunchtime KO. (They've got Beavertown ale for the American IPA lovers out there!).

I expect Son to score as he's developing a bit of a Lukaku syndrome v us, so might have to overcome at least one goal.

What the heck - 1-2, we come from behind with an equaliser from Perez (who curls himself into the shape of an Arsenal cannon in front of their kop), then a Noble pen to win it in injury time, cuing him to moon their lot and show them his new tattoo with the date of our win inked on his buttocks captured in glorious technicolour.

Are we allowed to bring our carpet with us?

"Despise these lot. They have a very strange fan base."


They're on to us.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Personally, I prefer letting them think they have a chance then taking it away from them in injury time. It's far more satisfying.

Oh yeah, because we haven't all had enough late match heart palpitations over the last week, have we? You fucking sadist.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

First off: FUCK valentines day. Secondly, we gave you Black Friday. Give and take.

And, as a courier who gets around 100 extra deliveries added to his day because of it, I can tell you that black Friday is a ****.

Keep your bullshit black Friday & give us our fucking language back.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

And, as a courier who gets around 100 extra deliveries added to his day because of it, I can tell you that black Friday is a ****.

Keep you bullshit black Friday & give us our fucking language back.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

May I just say

Steak and BJ day

that is all

What? It's not just called Steak day ?

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

On topic.

Bumped into my old boss today, great guy but a bubble blower.

He doesn't like their new carpet & reckons we'll batter them. Seems to think the same as the fans that were quoted in here. Son is the danger.

Seems a bit weird posting something sort of nice about a West Ham fan. So I'll just point out that he's a ginger with the worst lisp I've ever heard.

 

[kmk]

 

[hughy]

3 of their rivals weren't even in the PL 5 seasons ago.

 

[Flashspur]

Fuck me. Only club i know whos fans rely on their nans tea leaf reading skills to predict a result...

Apparently theyve hit form at the moment too....

4 losses and a draw in their last 5...form indeed

 

[Waxman]

One of my biggest pet peeves....we are, by definition, in the same league as them


Aaaaagh

 

[JCRD]

What? It's not just called Steak day ?

In your case - steak and Mrs Palmer day dude

 

[Sid Tottenham]

Think thread should be called what other dudes are saying about us radical

 

[easley91]

Hang on...

Leicester won the league and Wolves were FA Cup semis. Think they are more Huddersfield and Fulham level..

 

[aussiespursguy]

I can't help but say "Black Friday" in a terrible, Patsy Kensit South African accent. Do it. Then chuckle.

"Blick Fridaay"? Per Lethal Weapon?

 

[aussiespursguy]

3 of their rivals weren't even in the PL 5 seasons ago.

Neither were they 7 years ago!

 

[alexis]

Pers

"Despise these lot. They have a very strange fan base."


They're on to us.

Personally liked the bottle bank comment

 

[HobbitSpur]

4 losses and a draw in their last 5...form indeed

There you go.

4 losses and then a draw. Their last game shows they have hit a bit of form. A draw I agree but 1 point is better than none.

Small margins and all that.......

 

[Flashspur]

What? It's not just called Steak day ?

You’ll pull eventually mate. This is a lucky year for Yids. CL semi final and all that.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

"Blick Fridaay"? Per Lethal Weapon?

Yep. But more "Wut is thus Blick Flarday you tok off?" Slightly vacant expression.

 

[aliyid]

3 of their rivals weren't even in the PL 5 seasons ago.

About right then

Spammers were also in the championship in 2012