What our opponents' fans are saying about us 18/19

[hughy]

Not just 30 shots on goal with 78% possession though. They had 2 goal line clearances as well as one of ours pinging along the goal line off the bar. It would have been unlucky if we lost that. Our CB played the entire match on the edge of the THEIR box.



Top 3 in fact. Poch's record 5-2-2-3-?



Does this fucktard need reminding that Arse get a cushty run of home games at the start of every season to make them look good?

Not only that, none of their final 6 or 7 games were against anyone from the top 6. There's absolutely no reason why they shouldn't be finishing top 4, but they won't because they're shite.

 

[Clark28]

Not only that, none of their final 6 or 7 games were against anyone from the top 6. There's absolutely no reason why they shouldn't be finishing top 4, but they won't because they're shite.

no jinxing it pls

 

[edson]

no jinxing it pls

 

[Gb160]

I really felt like flaming that twitter post/thread.

So many things I could have replied with to slay the bastard Romford Rugrat but I couldn't be arsed.

He's got a whopping 16 followers mate.
I'd have a bigger audience just shouting stuff from my garden.

 

[SlotBadger]

He's got a whopping 16 followers mate.
I'd have a bigger audience just shouting stuff from my garden.

...and you've just moved to Area 51, right?

 

[TheChosenOne]

He's got a whopping 16 followers mate.
I'd have a bigger audience just shouting stuff from my garden.

Doing a strut here - I got 52. Most of mine prob think I'm doo lally tap.

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

This is it

You can't say we were 'lucky' to win last night when we had 70%+ possession and 30+ shots on goal

That's talking nonsense

Just to carry on this theme. Below are our 'lucky' wins:

Vs Brighton (88th minute winner, 78% possession, 29 shots taken, 6 shots conceded)
Vs Newcastle (83rd minute winner, 72% possession, 21 shots taken, 8 conceded)
Vs Watford (87th minute winner, 69% possession, 17 shots taken, 9 conceded)
Vs Fulham (90th minute winner, 73% possession, 14 shots taken, 12 conceded)
Vs Burnley (90th minute winner, 70% possession, 15 shots taken, 4 conceded)

 

[TheChosenOne]

I'm waiting for them to become the Tottenham of old. When, just when will it happen?

Considering we've achieved Top-6 10 seasons in a row and are on for a 4th consecutive Top 4 finish, you might have to go back a bit

Seriously, I honestly think some of our opposition fans thinking we're still a mid-table club with Pony as our kit supplier

Let's not forget that last week we reached our first ever European semi final.

(Well, apart from 1962, 63,72,73,74,83 and 84)

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

The Tottenham of HOW old?
The 90's isn't the Tottenham of old.
The 60's, 70's and 80's are Tottenham of old. The decades where we always won things.

This, in fact, could be the first decade we haven't had a trophy. Although......

 

[absolute bobbins]

West Ham fans are like mosquito bites - they'll never do you any major harm and the best thing to do is to ignore them, but there's always that maddening urge to scratch.

What I've found that actually fucks them off the most is if you ask sincerely how they got on at the weekend.

There is a weird expectation that we should know and care about what they do

 

[Sir Henry]

We played our first home game in April in almost 2 years.

Shut the fuck up you dumb ****.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

What I've found that actually fucks them off the most is if you ask sincerely how they got on at the weekend.

There is a weird expectation that we should know and care about what they do

I've got 2 season ticket holders in my team here. I always wait to Friday evening before asking if they have a game. They pretty much always seem to know who we're playing and, by that stage, have already asked me if I'm going to the Spurs match.

 

[rsmith]

Just to bang my metaphorical drum about the need for better songs. From the Brighton fans...

"Bit like the Emirates for sterile fans,"
"Shame the spuds fans only woke up in the 88th minute."
"the Spurs fans were very loud. Certainly for the first 20 minutes"
"I guess they will work on the home atmosphere"
"bit harsh of the police not to let the home fans in until the 88th minute though"
"was loud when Spurs did make some noise"
"And the Spurs fans - unlike their neighbours - can make a noise"

I'll say it again, the club and the fans need to work together on getting the best out of our fantastic acoustics. When we all fire up, the sound is immense, but most of the match is played out in near silence.

Though to end on a positive
"Spurs now own London football. No one is even close. Fair play to them."

 

[Lilbaz]

Just to bang my metaphorical drum about the need for better songs. From the Brighton fans...

"Bit like the Emirates for sterile fans,"
"Shame the spuds fans only woke up in the 88th minute."
"the Spurs fans were very loud. Certainly for the first 20 minutes"
"I guess they will work on the home atmosphere"
"bit harsh of the police not to let the home fans in until the 88th minute though"
"was loud when Spurs did make some noise"
"And the Spurs fans - unlike their neighbours - can make a noise"

I'll say it again, the club and the fans need to work together on getting the best out of our fantastic acoustics. When we all fire up, the sound is immense, but most of the match is played out in near silence.

Though to end on a positive
"Spurs now own London football. No one is even close. Fair play to them."

Get the drum back. Or somebody with a loud hailer to get the fans going. Also less cocaine people more ecstasy.

 

[walworthyid]

Not just 30 shots on goal with 78% possession though. They had 2 goal line clearances as well as one of ours pinging along the goal line off the bar. It would have been unlucky if we lost that. Our CB played the entire match on the edge of the THEIR box.



Top 3 in fact. Poch's record 5-2-2-3-?



Does this fucktard need reminding that Arse get a cushty run of home games at the start of every season to make them look good?

Every single season! While we play away at Newcastle!

 

[Gb160]

Doing a strut here - I got 52. Most of mine prob think I'm doo lally tap.

You could be an influencer mate.

 

[SpartanSpur]

Just to carry on this theme. Below are our 'lucky' wins:

Vs Brighton (88th minute winner, 78% possession, 29 shots taken, 6 shots conceded)
Vs Newcastle (83rd minute winner, 72% possession, 21 shots taken, 8 conceded)
Vs Watford (87th minute winner, 69% possession, 17 shots taken, 9 conceded)
Vs Fulham (90th minute winner, 73% possession, 14 shots taken, 12 conceded)
Vs Burnley (90th minute winner, 70% possession, 15 shots taken, 4 conceded)

Agree with this. In fact I'd say our wins at home to Leicester and away at Wolves were a lot more fortunate than most of the ones mentioned above.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Every single season! While we play away at Newcastle!

Or whatever team is furthest away. How about we have the NLD on the first game of every season and alternate it between home and away.

 

[Blackrat1299]

West Ham fans are like mosquito bites - they'll never do you any major harm and the best thing to do is to ignore them, but there's always that maddening urge to scratch.

Or you can flatten them with the palm of your hand.

 

[JCRD]

I love this term 'lucky' - I just dont get it... Luck is the "success or failure apparently brought by chance rather than through one's own actions"

A player misses a chance - oh the opposition are lucky he missed it... well no... thats not luck.... thats just the difference between shit teams and good teams between playing well and not playing well. The player missed the chance though his own actions.

Lucky is when something hits your ass and goes in or whatever.

Im going to cause havoc I think