What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[Gb160]

Not really - genocide is not a verb.

I see you're new here, and I feel you're gonna like this thread buddy.

 

[npearl4spurs]

I have a lot of admiration for y'all's commitment to wanking and pot noodles, individually or simultaneously, but please be careful!

I had a patient once who spilled boiling hot pot noodles on his cock and balls

 

[worcestersauce]

I have a lot of admiration for y'all's commitment to wanking and pot noodles, individually or simultaneously, but please be careful!

I took care of a young guy once who spilled boiling hot pot noodles on his cock and balls

When you say you "took care of him".......?

 

[npearl4spurs]

When you say you "took care of him".......?

Yeah finished him off. He wasn't long for the world in that state

 

[shelfmonkey]

Yeah finished him off. He wasn't long for the world in that state

Did you finish off his pot noodle as well?

 

[Qualsonic]

I have a lot of admiration for y'all's commitment to wanking and pot noodles, individually or simultaneously, but please be careful!

I had a patient once who spilled boiling hot pot noodles on his cock and balls

"Patient" or "client"?

 

[Sophos151]

Not really - genocide is not a verb.

Lads, come on. How am I meant to focus on my, ahem, pot noodle, when you're on about genocide?

 

[Insomnia]

Let's try & get this thread back on topic,
What have Chelsea fans got to say about wanking & pot noodles?

 

[robbiedee]

some snippets from The Shed End...(I left out all their formation and team line up posts)

For 5 hours talk sport have been saying we are doomed.. manager getting sacked etc.. they are going to be gutted if we win this game. )

Reply:

How the hell can you listen to that station ? It's like admitting you watch Loose women.

Cant see us getting anything from this game.

We shouldn't get anything from this game. Conte is brilliant but we are facing a mountain. Not saying we can't win but odds are massively against us. Even with Hazard and our best lineup in use we struggled there last term.

Park the bus!

I watched Spuds play and I honestly think we have a shot. I just fecking hate the headlines the daily mail is posting. Fecks sake!!! Chelsea crisis, Players revolt, Conte under Pressure. Just f**king annoys me!!!

Gonna be a pessimist and predict 3-1 to Spurs, so if we get anything from the game it'll be a pleasant surprise.

We are going to win and win convincingly, 3-1 and be 3 up. Boga will get a proper chance and announce him self on the big stage with a dominating performance 2 for morata.

I think spuds will tear us up.... Everyone including me has mocked spuds for lack of buying.. They don't need anyone... Their team is as good as it gets... 3 2 spuds.... Will hate this Sunday.....

You can guarantee they will try to expose us in the air again, like Ali did with Cesar last season twice to win the game. Same against Burnley, twice caught out in the air with similar diagonal balls from right to left. I hope Conte has that covered this week in training.

Can't see us winning a game till October, Everton, arse and city home, y*ds, Leicester, stoke away, where's a win there?

I can't see us dominating this game. Only way I can see us winning if its a gritty victory where we withstand a lot of pressure, but then again if one team are going to have such a victory it is Chelsea.

If we keep Eriksen quiet, I don't think we lose the game...Easier said than done though.

 

[Chris Flynn]

It's much funnier when you're Irish and people say it to you. Because you get to remember that your ancestors starved to death. Oh Keith Lemon, you funny man.

To be fair it was only a couple of million

 

[TaoistMonkey]

some snippets from The Shed End...(I left out all their formation and team line up posts)



Reply:

This post alone shows they didn't think they deserved the league last season. These are not the thoughts of a championship winning side.

 

[Donki]

We are going to win and win convincingly, 3-1 and be 3 up. Boga will get a proper chance and announce him self on the big stage with a dominating performance 2 for morata.

I think spuds will tear us up.... Everyone including me has mocked spuds for lack of buying.. They don't need anyone... Their team is as good as it gets... 3 2 spuds.... Will hate this Sunday.....

It will be a miracle and we should count our blessings if we keep this to a 2 goal deficit

We shouldn't get anything from this game. Conte is brilliant but we are facing a mountain. Not saying we can't win but odds are massively against us. Even with Hazard and our best lineup in use we struggled there last term.

I can't see us dominating this game. Only way I can see us winning if its a gritty victory where we withstand a lot of pressure, but then again if one team are going to have such a victory it is Chelsea. If we keep Eriksen quiet, I don't think we lose the game...Easier said than done though.

From the Shedend, I'm surprised how negative most our, I know they had a bad first game and all, but most think they are going to be battered. They have massive problems in defence and CM, so we need to go with 3 in the middle IMO, keep them off the ball. If anything will calm the nerves and shut the media up it is a strong performance in our first league game at Wembley.

 

[Shadydan]

Like London buses...

 

[hellava_tough]

We are going to win and win convincingly, 3-1 and be 3 up. Boga will get a proper chance and announce him self on the big stage with a dominating performance 2 for morata.

I think spuds will tear us up.... Everyone including me has mocked spuds for lack of buying.. They don't need anyone... Their team is as good as it gets... 3 2 spuds.... Will hate this Sunday.....

It will be a miracle and we should count our blessings if we keep this to a 2 goal deficit

We shouldn't get anything from this game. Conte is brilliant but we are facing a mountain. Not saying we can't win but odds are massively against us. Even with Hazard and our best lineup in use we struggled there last term.

I can't see us dominating this game. Only way I can see us winning if its a gritty victory where we withstand a lot of pressure, but then again if one team are going to have such a victory it is Chelsea. If we keep Eriksen quiet, I don't think we lose the game...Easier said than done though.

From the Shedend, I'm surprised how negative most our, I know they had a bad first game and all, but most think they are going to be battered. They have massive problems in defence and CM, so we need to go with 3 in the middle IMO, keep them off the ball. If anything will calm the nerves and shut the media up it is a strong performance in our first league game at Wembley.

I'm surprised as well

Sure they have problems, but they've still got some very good players in their (probable) first XI

Plus we're not playing at The Lane

I'd be very surprised if their lads weren't up for this game!

 

[Donki]

I'm surprised as well

Sure they have problems, but they've still got some very good players in their (probable) first XI

Plus we're not playing at The Lane

I'd be very surprised if their lads weren't up for this game!

I know some of their supporters come across as decent!

 

[riggi]

They are way too negative.

 

[Donki]

They are way too negative.

Lol coming from a Spurs supporter that's saying something .

 

[riggi]

Lol coming from a Spurs supporter that's saying something .

Me of all people!

 

[tony0379]

some snippets from The Shed End...(I left out all their formation and team line up posts)



Reply:

Spud off you melts

 

[Shadydan]

Chelsea fan on another forum I visit:

Modric was their best player. Rose isn't. It's obvious Chelsea are desperate for a left wing back after offering 70m for Sandro. If a a bid close to £60m comes in for Rose I would be surprised if Levy could turn that down.