What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[riggi]

I don't even think it's Dele's behaviour that aggravates opposition fans. It's his permanent smug look. Some people have "resting bitch face". Dele has "resting smug git face". He does go out of his way to wind up opponents, but so do many players. It's his snarky little semi-smile when he does it that gets under people's skin.

A year ago, the whole narrative was about other players succeeding in winding up Dele. Now, the new narrative is about Dele winding up opponents. He can't win, can he?

I prefer this version. This version doesn't get sent off.

Spot on.

Liverpool fan at work was saying how dele has a face you just want to slap. I get it.

 

[worcestersauce]

I didn't see it as Dele getting a hotheaded reaction out of Shelvey, I thought it was a very coolheaded action by Shelvey to rile Dele and get a hotheaded reaction out of him.

 

[Gb160]

I didn't see it as Dele getting a hotheaded reaction out of Shelvey, I thought it was a very coolheaded action by Shelvey to rile Dele and get a hotheaded reaction out of him.

Well that worked out well then didn't it ?

 

[duvfromabuv]

Well that worked out well then didn't it ?

Fortunately for us the hills have eyes but no brains

 

[Stevespurs71]

Red Cafe regarding martial...


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Oh dear! - some Spurs fans are NOT happy at hearing that Martial will NOT be playing for them next season. They WANT WANT WANT, and stamp their feet and get all huffy because DADDY is not giving them what they WANT WANT WANT.

But DADDY can't give them what they WANT WANT WANT because - and contrary to what they've led to believe - DADDY has to deal with other daddies, some of whom couldn't give a stuffed parrot for what DADDY'S little children WANT WANT WANT.

So DADDY'S little children will have to wait until Xmas for their next batch of shiny new toys, even tho' they got tired of the last lot before the end of January had arrived and soon WANTED WANTED WANTED more.


Omg the fucking irony!

Seems like Glory Hunter has been hanging around the Glory Hole a bit too much.....

 

[Cornpattbuck]

I don't even think it's Dele's behaviour that aggravates opposition fans. It's his permanent smug look. Some people have "resting bitch face". Dele has "resting smug git face". He does go out of his way to wind up opponents, but so do many players. It's his snarky little semi-smile when he does it that gets under people's skin.

A year ago, the whole narrative was about other players succeeding in winding up Dele. Now, the new narrative is about Dele winding up opponents. He can't win, can he?

I prefer this version. This version doesn't get sent off.

I've always seen it as 'resting cheeky scamp face' with Dele. It's a modern adaptation of the Paul Scholes look.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Seriously, Newcastle targeted Dele and came out of it looking like Sunday League class clowns.

 

[VertongHen]

From the Cahill thread on TheShedEnd:

Before match V.S. Burnley:

Good game from Cahill yesterday. Looked more comfortable and stepped up to take a sure penalty, very confident. Proper choice for Chelsea captain!

I honestly think he will turn out to be a really good captain of our club.

After the game:

He's been given the captaincy because he's English, no other reason. Blatant Racism by Conte.

I hope Conte sticks Cahill on the bench for the rest of the season. At least we'll have 3 matches without him.

He needs to offer a public apology!

Cahill is always an accident waiting to happen he was made to be better than he is because he's English

 

[riggi]

From the Cahill thread on TheShedEnd:

Before match V.S. Burnley:



After the game:

He's been given the captaincy because he's English, no other reason. Blatant Racism by Conte.

Blatant Racism by Conte.

Racism by Conte

Racism..

 

[spids]

Be fair, Chelsea fans are experts on racism.

 

[Danny1]

Ha, Chelsea fans really are the scum of the Premier League, they were a nothing outfit before PlayBoy Roman come along and now they all seem to forget that & keep telling us that we are nothing.....! Since the Russian has taken charge in 2004 they have won 15 major honours, and only in 2016 did they pass us for all time Major honours! Hmmm.......

 

[Gb160]

Ha, Chelsea fans really are the scum of the Premier League, they were a nothing outfit before PlayBoy Roman come along and now they all seem to forget that & keep telling us that we are nothing.....! Since the Russian has taken charge in 2004 they have won 15 major honours, and only in 2016 did they pass us for all time Major honours! Hmmm.......

PlayBoy?...he looks like a maths teacher.

 

[Danny1]

PlayBoy?...he looks like a maths teacher.

Ah but his missus would / did suggest otherwise!

 

[Gb160]

Ah but his missus would / did suggest otherwise!

You just know without his billions he'd be having a pot noodle and a wank most nights mate.

 

[Danny1]

You just know without his billions he'd be having a pot noodle and a wank most nights mate.

Well atleast then he and I would have something in common........

 

[Chinaspur]

You just know without his billions he'd be having a pot noodle and a wank most nights mate.

Are you suggesting that getting rich means you can't do this?

I need to rethink my life goals.

 

[jamesc0le]

I need to get rich so I can have a potnoodle n a wank most nights ( without worrying what the next day will bring) ;]

 

[Tottenham_God]

i just hope you guys arent wanking into the potnoodle

 

[HobbitSpur]

i just hope you guys arent wanking into the potnoodle

And the alternative is....................

 

[shelfmonkey]

And the alternative is....................

A generic packet noodle that you can then put into a pot of your choice, which may, or may not, enhance your wanking experience.