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The 'Football Players with funny/cool/weird/stupid names' thread.

TheVoiceofReason

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Does anyone know of any obscure/ridiculous names in football?

I know the Spanish league has players called Banana and George Lucas.

But I'm too tired/drunk to find any right now, but i just thought it would be funny if we could find some.\

:beer::beer::beer::beer:
 

TheVoiceofReason

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I just found out that there is an AMERICAN college football player called LUCIOUS PUSEY!

What were his parents thinking?!?!
 

thejames

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Danny Shittu
Paul Dickov
Bernt Haas
Frank Awanka
Stefan Kuntz
Daniel Gay
Lee Camp
Darren Bent...
Luciano Crapper
Tom Cack
Itfar Shitrift
Uwe Fuchs

Best name ever: Johnny Moustache.
 

PantherX

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Here's a bunch culled from various sources on the internets.

European players (mostly Belgium);

Lambig Wawa,
Attic Coot,
Rolaf Jan Tictac
Meeko Van Der Donk,
Geoffrey Van Ass
Walter Smack,
Eggbert Barwinkle,
Albert Plugboere
Prince Polley
Wolfgang Wolf.

From Africa;

Laughter Chilembe
Danger Fourpence <------- My favorite
Stephen Sunny Sunday
Naughty Mokoena
Bongo Christ <---------- Close second
Ars Bandeet

From South America;

Creedence Clearwater Couto
Chiqui Arce
Argelico Fucks
Pedro Power
Rafael Scheidt
Lopez Ufarte
Mario Turdo

From England;

Harry Daft
Segar bastard
Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway


And last but not least.........Norman Conquest from Australia.
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davros

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There's a Czech player called Jan Knobloch, which sounds a bit like a wrestling move.

There was a German player called Burkhard Kick - perfect for a footballer.

My favourite is the Turkish player, Ufuk Arslan.
 

ChRiStOpHe

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My favourite is Rod Fanni, who now plays for Rennes.

He didn't have give you some classic moments on Pro Evo 5...

"FANNIIIIIIIII"

:-D
 

fieryjack

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Does anyone know of any obscure/ridiculous names in football?

I know the Spanish league has players called Banana and George Lucas.

But I'm too tired/drunk to find any right now, but i just thought it would be funny if we could find some.\

:beer::beer::beer::beer:

Ahhhhh, monday night drinking without Spurs being involved. I remember those days :grin:

Stefan Kuntz

In Dusseldorf they have a Kuntzmuseum, never
actually been in there but it has given us hours of hilarity being simple fools.
 
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