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Taxi for Bentley

Lighty64

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Aug 24, 2010
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today sitting there waiting for a fare at Hertford North Station, 2 adults and 3 brats (2 screamers lol) went to get in the taxi in front.

noticing there being 5 bodies I knew I might be taking them to where ever. All I noticed was a young family that never looked the best off (I know the look, I see it in the mirror each morning lol). so they get in, and even though there were 3 sprogs I'm still entitled to put it up 1 extra rate. a fellow driver noticed them and he even said "your not going to put it on rate 2 are you", I did when I pulled off, but after the 1st mile I told them I was going to drop it back to rate1.

I also mentioned that once in Stevenage I'd most probably need directions, and with 2 screamers I never really had the chance to chat. when we got to Stevenage FC he started directing me, was able to chat, and after hearing he was visiting and where he lived "Marbaya" I decided to look in my mirror at the person sitting behind me, as I then knew i'd messed up.

low and behold it was David Bentley (shouldn't of put the rate down),

asked him who he really supported as a kid, and he actually said that he didn't. he never came from a family that followed any team, so wasn't really bothered

asked him if he missed the game, and said he always aimed to retire early.

unfortunately never got to ask him much more due to arriving, so asked him for the £25 that was on the meter, told him not to bother about the odd, and the t***t g*t never even chucked me a penny drink.

as that old saying goes "never judge a book by it's cover", only cost me about £8, but over a year that would soon mount up:(
 

UncleBuck

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Aug 20, 2003
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Six years too late pal, why weren't you waiting outside WHL to take him to Stamford bridge after his first round of negotiations with us?
He could have been right up there as he was talented, unfortunately going on what you said money was the only motivation for him.
Tops my biggest waste of money list by a mile but then how were we meant to know what his primary motivation was.
 

wooderz

James and SC Striker
May 18, 2006
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Six years too late pal, why weren't you waiting outside WHL to take him to Stamford bridge after his first round of negotiations with us?
He could have been right up there as he was talented, unfortunately going on what you said money was the only motivation for him.
Tops my biggest waste of money list by a mile but then how were we meant to know what his primary motivation was.

Think this was the beginning:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/6733569.stm
 

TheChosenOne

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Dec 13, 2005
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Hey Lighty, I went past there this morning and all I saw were chavesses with tats and lairy harem trousers.

No Bentley but I went to Stevenage .. And on to Nottingham in my van.

The train to Stevenage is only about 8 minutes, strange.
 

Lighty64

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Aug 24, 2010
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Did you have Maicon in the boot?
Rumour has it, he heard the screamers, and brought back the nightmares of Bale screaming past him, so decided to bale out


Hey Lighty, I went past there this morning and all I saw were chavesses with tats and lairy harem trousers.

No Bentley but I went to Stevenage .. And on to Nottingham in my van.

The train to Stevenage is only about 8 minutes, strange.

Was about 14:20 they couldn't be asked to wait for 20 mins with the 2 screamers for the Stevenage train, and would of needed to get a taxi the other end as it was more old town.
 

Insomnia

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Jan 18, 2006
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He did score "that" goal against the scum in the 4-4 draw at the Effeminates so he wernt all bad& he was in the team that got us CL football
 

Lighty64

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Aug 24, 2010
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Can you clarify what this rate 1, 2 and 3 is all about and why it got changed?

Someone needs to show DB the uber app. :ninja:

As I've an 8 seater taxi I have 4 rates. R1 is for 1-4 passengers, R2 is for 5-8 passengers. Each rate goes up 1 rate after 22:00-06:30, and l get R4 on Xmas and new year for 5-8 passengers.

If I had recognised him when he got in, he wouldn't of got any rate drop, unfortunately I'm not a taxi that goes out my way to stitch customers up, the, Only difference is if the old Hertford resident cu??ball still lived round the corner, and it was tornado weather I would refuse him entry and make him suffer
 
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