Salomon Kalou

[Qualsonic]

Linked in The Mirror today for a possible £2.5m bid, along with (yawn) Liverpool and Arsenal.

Hopefully bullshit.

 

[gilzeantheking]

They're welcome to him.

 

[dirtyh]

good grief. i'm going to buy that rag tomorrow just so i can wipe my ass on it. more chance of signing ronald mcdonald.




unless of course it's 2.5m indian rand. Even then i'd expect £24,995 change.....

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Shit, i can actually get ITK on this. I know his sister.

Legit!

 

[TheAmerican]

Shit, i can actually get ITK on this. I know his sister.

Legit!

Plant a seed, stay itk for life

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Plant a seed, stay itk for life

I think i'd be the least believable ITK ever, especially with my username!

 

[chinaman]

He's no ruddy good. No pace, no strength, no fight, and we have no place for him.

 

[rawhide]

Shit, i can actually get ITK on this. I know his sister.

Legit!

Go get some then, I need a fix!

 

[Bofbro]

Never going to happen.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

The return of Harry Era (Or just lazy journalism?)

 

[Darrkespur]

He had 19 goals and 8 assists for Lille last year, so he's not been too bad in France. That's not to say that he's good enough for us, but he does cover wing and up front (to a mediocre level, admittedly...)

 

[Barry Mead]

I think they must make this type of stuff up, why on earth would we want him? It's beyond me

 

[absolute bobbins]

No

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Nothing to see here. Probably staying in France for good now.

#SMCITK

 

[worcestersauce]

Place toungue firmly between lips and blow one very large rasberry, that shoul do it..

 

[SlunkSoma]

Is the 2.5m worth it just to stop him scoring against us? It's probably not true in the slightest but felt like he always scored against us for Chelsea. On that same train of thought we should sign Charlie Adam just to avoid him caning someone when we next play stoke.

 

[SlunkSoma]

Place toungue firmly between lips and blow one very large rasberry, that shoul do it..

I just tried this, it doesn't sound like 'kalou' at all. I must be doing it wrong.

 

[Donki]

Shit, i can actually get ITK on this. I know his sister.

Legit!

SMC ITK, a mods worse nightmare!

 

[dirtydave]

Surely we are not after this waste of a squad place. For me, Remy would be the sensible option perhaps with a loan or two going the other way.

 

[Wingnut_on_the_go]

good grief. i'm going to buy that rag tomorrow just so i can wipe my ass on it. more chance of signing ronald mcdonald.




unless of course it's 2.5m indian rand. Even then i'd expect £24,995 change.....

Indian rupee / South African Rand, as a South African man married to an Indian wife I just had to correct you friend