Real Madrid line up shock transfer swoop for Harry Kane

[mawspurs]

Real Madrid are lining up a shock move for in-form Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

Read the full article at Metro

You couldn't make it up. Oh they did.

 

[mawspurs]

More gooner press.

 

[parj]

Id only consider if we get Bale and £50m, plus Ronaldo on loan for 5years

 

[1882andallthat]

You could make it up and the Metro just have !!!

 

[Donki]

 

[shelfmonkey]

^ That is rather disturbing

 

[UbeAstard]

Will also smash all transfer records and Kane (who is likely to win the next ballon d'or) will be the highest paid player in the world.

 

[chinaman]

100 million pounds please.

 

[Danners9]

it was on some Spanish site, similar to Teamtalk. Probably a load of shite.

 

[Dougal]

Yes. This really is happening. I am convinced.

 

[deadlight]

100 million pounds please.

No - 100 billion pounds, please.

 

[neogenisis]

 

[HappySpur]

We just have to keep him long enough for the investigation to show that they have acted in the same way as Barcelona. Once they have a transfer ban in place, Kane will be safe from poaching.

So with appeals and the fact that FIFA can't enforce it........we need to merely wait until Kane is 46 years old.

Easy peasy

 

[Amo]

Wasn't this what we were saying about Modric and Bale, in the beginning, too?

Anyho, he's been on a great run of form but, so far, that's all it is. No way he's done enough to get a transfer anywhere.

 

[Riandor]

Kane, Real Madrid... lol.. move over.
Click-bait article.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

 

[octavian]

Picasso meets Levy

 

[Coyboy]

You have to laugh at the standard transfer language:
“Real Madrid are lining up a shock move for in-form Tottenham striker Harry Kane.” ‘Lining up’, what like just getting the fax paper in the right position before hitting send to Mr Levy?

“Kane has exploded onto the scene this season for Spurs, scoring 18 goals in 26 matches and bagging a number of assists”. What just like out of the blue? One minute he’s nowhere and he then just jumps down from the West Upper to score 18 goals. And ‘a number of assits’= I can’t be bothered to look it up but he got one last night and he probably got another one or two elsewhere.

“And his eye-catching performances have reportedly caught the eye of Madrid, who are now lining up a move to sign him”. Who’s reporting it? Metro? So Metro report that Kane’s performances have caught the eye. They have caught the eye of Madrid, according our own reports. There’s that lining up again.

I'm just looking forward to Madrid pouncing once Kane's contract talks reportedly break down.

 

[Japhet]

I'm so happy! For a while I was thinking our 'special relationship' with RM was finished.

 

[WalkerboyUK]

it was on some Spanish site, similar to Teamtalk. Probably a load of shite.

Probably?! How about almost certainly a load of shite