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Player Watch : Vincent Janssen

Montalbano

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Jan 29, 2018
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It's actually this picture photoshopped onto another person's body. Same shadow. Hopefully he's actually in Mexico though.
 

hughy

I'm SUPER cereal.
Nov 18, 2007
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Guys the photo is real. I just got off the phone with @SpursITK_ and he leant Vincent that shirt for his promo shots.
 

JKendall13

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Picture is fake, but I still think the news is real. All the Mexican papers are reporting it.



Translation:

"At this time, Vincent Janssen has already finished the medical tests that Rayados (note: CF Monterrey's nickname meaning 'the Striped-Ones') conducted in London.

That will be the last filter that the Dutch will pass before being announced as a new reinforcement of Monterrey.

With Janssen, the Rayados would complete their roster for the tournament and the player is expected to arrive in the City the next few days."
 
Jan 28, 2011
5,647
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Monterey Jack

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his architects, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.

Monterrey's Janssen

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his manager, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.


Hard cheese, Vincent.

Your transfer appears to be a Feta compli.

Edam shame.

Just not Gouda nuff.

Et cetera Et cetera...
 

doctor stefan Freud

the tired tread of sad biology
Sep 2, 2013
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Monterey Jack

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his architects, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.

Monterrey's Janssen

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his manager, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.


Hard cheese, Vincent.

Your transfer appears to be a Feta compli.

Edam shame.

Just not Gouda nuff.

Et cetera Et cetera...
Your jokes need expunging
 

Indisguise

Well-Known Member
Jun 9, 2012
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23,386
Monterey Jack

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his architects, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.

Monterrey's Janssen

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his manager, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.


Hard cheese, Vincent.

Your transfer appears to be a Feta compli.

Edam shame.

Just not Gouda nuff.

Et cetera Et cetera...
Couldn't score cheddars either...
 

pelayo59

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Jun 28, 2019
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Lovely when Ricky reported that Janssen has medical in London and 30 minutes later he said deal done showing Janssen photo on Monterrey's store :ROFLMAO:
 
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