Player Watch : Vincent Janssen

[Hercules]

Meant to have put (?)

For the funny emoji’s (I do get it!) It was a very genuine mistake. Meant to of included question mark!

 

[hughy]

For the funny emoji’s (I do get it!) It was a very genuine mistake. Meant to of included question mark!

We all blag a guess from time to time man. Don't worry about it.

 

[philll]

Lovely when Ricky reported that Janssen has medical in London and 30 minutes later he said deal done showing Janssen photo on Monterrey's store

The guy is such an attention whore, he will retweet anything. He had the audacity to question the information in someone else's tweet the other day, I nearly fell off my chair.

 

[daveduvet]

 

[Spurs Lodge Kittens]

if only he'd scored that chance against Everton on his debut. Funny things like that can make a difference.

 

[DannyNZ]

if only he'd scored that chance against Everton on his debut. Funny things like that can make a difference.

Or if he hadn’t scored when our scouts went to watch him then perhaps we’d never have recruited him.

 

[EZSpur]

Still can't believe that the only club to come in for Janssen is Monterrey......a Mexican league club, from Mexico......in MEXICO!!!

He couldn't even blag a return to Eredivisie....or even the Erste Divisie!!

Crazy!

 

[luptic]

No Dutch side could have afforded his wages and transfer fee.
Its a shame as there is a very decent player in there.

 

[JW72]

Monterey Jack

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his architects, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.

Monterrey's Janssen

White, fairly hard, but not strong enough, mature enough or striking enough for most tastes. Likely to go down better on the North American continent than Europe. After talking with his manager, Levy decided he didn't want its like stinking out his new stadium.


Hard cheese, Vincent.

Your transfer appears to be a Feta compli.

Edam shame.

Just not Gouda nuff.

Et cetera Et cetera...

Are they yet to a-gruyere fee?

 

[Chadeq]

He looks happy! (Not...)

 

[TheCheeseRoom]

Knowing nothing of Mexican football I was intrigued to find out more about Monterrey. A quick Google reveals they have one hell of a stadium...

 

[Yiddo100]

Knowing nothing of Mexican football I was intrigued to find out more about Monterrey. A quick Google reveals they have one hell of a stadium...

Meh the mountains look nice but it’s no chick king

 

[Ron Burgundy]

No guys, it’s real. Vincent has always noticeably had the hands of a 50 year old Hispanic man.

Post of the year

 

[Saoirse]

No Dutch side could have afforded his wages and transfer fee.
Its a shame as there is a very decent player in there.

Well, Ajax/PSV could probably have done, but I see zero reason why they'd want him.

 

[Wearegoingtowintheleague]

I'm still not getting this, why has someone photo shopped the hands of a 50 year old Hispanic man on a photo of Vincent.

 

[sausage]

I'm still not getting this, why has someone photo shopped the hands of a 50 year old Hispanic man on a photo of Vincent.

Who's to say that he doesn't have a bit of a Dorian Grey thing? He might have sacrificed his hands for that prolific half a season that doesn't match the rest of his career.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Who's to say that he doesn't have a bit of a Dorian Grey thing? He might have sacrificed his hands for that prolific half a season that doesn't match the rest of his career.

Oscar Wilde ITK- no other website on the planet can boast that

 

[jurgen]

if only he'd scored that chance against Everton on his debut. Funny things like that can make a difference.

I still firmly believe he’d have broken Shearer’s record if only that had gone in. Fine margins.

 

[hughy]

I still firmly believe he’d have broken Shearer’s record if only that had gone in. Fine margins.

87 league goals a season is tough, but doable. Sometimes I'm not even sure if he tried.

 

[Nerine]

I wanted him to succeed sooooo badly. ???